April 26

April 26 is tell your Significant other you're pregnant day

Mike,"Jerry, I'm pregnant! And it's not your child..." Jerry,"You are a guy Mike! Stop playing games and find some work already!" Mike,"Happy April 26!"

by TotallyNotAeris April 24, 2020

april 28:)

if girl bday: ask her out!!! and wait 2 or 3 days and give hoodie she will love that!!!!

if boy bday: ask him out and just hold hi hand everyday and kiss them they want u really bad so give them love...

i love april 28:)

by angel caca face October 23, 2019

April 12

April 12 is wher you can get rich as hell, go spend your money hoes : )

Friend one how are you so rich?

Friend two Bitch, April 12 🤮

by Dildos in my ass October 29, 2019

April 19th

Doomsday. The world and the humans within will all perish in a cruel and terrible death.

What are you doing next week?
Oh, preparing for April 19th!

by Raysgame March 14, 2021

April 30

If that guy doenst make a move by this day then girl forget about him and have HOT GIRL SUMMER

Hey it’s April 30, anything happen
no but guess what HOT GIRL SUMMER

by tiktok buns March 22, 2021

April 7th

On this day you must rail your “friend”?

Abby: Hay Dan, it’s April 7th!
Daniel: Ok get in the car.

by Anasen March 30, 2021

April 9

National Quit playing and fuck her day.

OH SHIT it’s April 9! So.. you tryna-?

by TTEENNEESSEESSHHIITTBBAABBYY April 3, 2021