Tim: Why did you not answer my call?
Jacob: I was on the other line.
Tim: With who? Your random anime buddy?
Jacob: (pause) No.
Tim: Shenanigans!
Jacob: I was on the other line.
Tim: With who? Your random anime buddy?
Jacob: (pause) No.
Tim: Shenanigans!
by ldksfj;askldjf;laskdjf December 04, 2008
Retarded Animal Babies is a site of newgrounds.com which is very amusing. Sadly, epiodes aren't being made anymore, but if you watch ANY of them (might be good to start at the top and work to the end to get the jokes) its pant-pissing hilarious. Anything these little critters say is quotable material. Everything.
by Brocko January 13, 2004
Someone who is tied up in a basement and used soley to fuck and produce babies that can be used for various reasons.
Bob doesn't want to do his chores anymore, so he got himself a human fuck animal. Now he has children to do it for him.
by Ghostington February 17, 2014
Bored suburban white kid with waaay too much time on his/her hands.
Found in decadent wealthy societies where most people have more food than they need and anthropomorphize their overfed pets.
Irrelevant in developing nations or to people who have real life problems to worry about.
Found in decadent wealthy societies where most people have more food than they need and anthropomorphize their overfed pets.
Irrelevant in developing nations or to people who have real life problems to worry about.
The animal rights activist screamed and ranted in front of Macy's while brandishing photoshopped pictures of roadkill. "See this poor little innocent animal that died for your sins in this evil leg-breaking trap!!" The homeless family across the street was unimpressed.
by Pitbull Hugger February 21, 2004
An animal t-shirt often sold at tourist shops in the U.S., most often printed with an airbrush look. Common Alaska prints include wolves howling at the moon, bears showing some teeth and eagles descending. If you take pictures of these shirts in the night, the power glows.
That girl is getting hit on all the time because she is rockin' the Power Animal Shirt. And I heard she won a hula hoop contest because of its magic.
by Rosey Robards August 10, 2008
An idea of racism contrived mostly by white women on twitter, and usually pertaining to a "racist" person's character in the "Animal Crossing: New Horizons" Video game. Often the offenders will have posted some sort of item of clothing or hairstyle on their in-game avatar that is deemed as "racist". A large portion of the people calling out these "racists" are not acting on behalf of actual POC's, and most POC's would likely be more concerned about the real forms of racism still going on throughout the world today.
Regular person 1: "Did you hear about the girl who got doxxed for having the wrong hairstyle on her Animal Crossing character? How insane is that?"
Regular Person 2 :"Yeah, White Women and their Animal Crossing Racism"
Regular Person 2 :"Yeah, White Women and their Animal Crossing Racism"
by 2014swagger December 05, 2020
I sat down in my armchair, and before I knew it, my cats and pug were on top of me. I was in a mad animal pile
by katieemw95 March 30, 2020