John Snowjob

When she gives you an unexpected blowjob during Game of Thrones and John Snow happens to be on the screen.

Last night she gave me a John snowjob.

by loloololololol August 15, 2017

John Banks

An old man, who was probably fired from NASA, kayaks every morning in Santa Cruz with his favorite beans.

1. JOHN BANKS PLS MVE THE DEADLINE(JOHN PRANKS)
2. John Banks please spank me.

by JohnPranksWillSpank November 22, 2021

John Squire

God.

John Squire needs a church

by Britpop Girl March 27, 2022

John Bernard

Pogi/Gwapo

John Bernard is Pogi na gwapo pa

by anonymous October 19, 2021

thicc john

A thicc John is a person with a outstandingly large ass.

Did you see him what a thicc John.

by Waspiswhy January 9, 2020

John Nintendo

The personification of the Nintendo video game company. This imagined individual is solely responsible for all decisions made by the company, and can thus be targeted for any grievances in the larger gaming community.

The term appears to originate from content creation collective Vinesauce -- the founder, Vinny's, channel specifically.

"I can't believe John Nintendo is charging seventy dollars for a Gamecube port."

by lyricalllama June 17, 2023

jimmy john

Sexual frustration built up between a Jim and a John. That leads to a near unconsenual, rough, angry, anal ramming.

John just got home from college and started an argument with Jim. The argument led to a Jimmy John.

by The manliest November 17, 2017