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Person 1: hi, im john
You: hi, im a noob

by emptydeepvoid December 14, 2020

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News for Noobs

Did you see the new Global Noob News report?

by Optimus26Prime November 6, 2018

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Noob Choke

Bottling a game at the last possible moment as a consequence of being a newbie in the game and lacking the skills or levelheadedness to follow through.

A friend, let's call him Wout, has never won a game of bowling before. After leading the game since the start, he noob chokes during his final throws, resulting in a loss.

by Toinboer February 13, 2024

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Business Noob

When you don't have at least at least 100 Dogecoin.

Joe: I don't have 100 Dogecoin
John: Business noob

by Lego cool yes April 18, 2021

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noob

A noob or nooblet is when it is the first time playing a game, which everyone is at first. And 8-10 year olds tend to think it’s a word that means you’re calling someone an idiot.

The Right Way
George: Wanna play this new game?
Ethan: Sure, I’ve never heard of it before though.
George: Me neither let's play!
Ethan: Wow, we are totally noobs at this game...

The Wrong Way
Henry: Hurry up Aidan, I want to hang out with you!
Aidan: Ugh! Not fair! This stupid noob just killed me and now I have to start all over!
Henry: That’s actually good, let’s hangout now!
Aidan: Fine!!!

by Trinity:) April 25, 2020

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