An absolute stud who pulled a goth baddie (respectfully speaking), jumps out of helicopters and planes and shi, is the one who ACTUALLY protects the country while his number one hater spends time dressing up for kids, banging men, and not keeping it in his pants for more than a second. Anyways, absolute stud.
by Youlikemen October 3, 2024
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by Le magnifique Gatsby October 4, 2024
Get the Soulja Boy mug.Next to embarrassingly encasing his hairy, little hobbit feet in a variety of fabulously effeminate, insoles-containing stacked-heeled boots, platform shoes and high heels, all the while being a pint-sized petite pathological liar who constantly regurgitates a small man syndrome-induced stream of Todd Howard's tall tales, the terminally insecure and aggravatingly ant-like turbo-manlet Tiny Todd "Tiddly Termite" Howard girlishly enjoys dolling himself up by intermittently donning either a black or brown boys large leather jacket when out on the town and looking for a potential manmore sugar daddy. This is without a doubt just another one of Todd "Heckled Homunculus" Howard's manlet cope and manlet rage-induced, hilariously doomed attempts at emphasizing his obviously non-existent masculinity, which is immediately rendered futile when the inherently effeminate Little Napoleon is absolutely dwarfed by every single grown-up that Tiny Todd "High Five" Howard comes into contact with, like the subhumanly stunted, diminutively delicate, devastatingly dwarfed, petulantly puny and preposterously petite, scandalously stunted little runt of a sissy fairy manlet princess that the whole world most definitely knows him to be.
Melissa: Hey, why is there a brown dishrag lying in the street over there? Ellen: It's one of Todd Howard's boys large leather jackets. The utterly insignificant and microscopically minuscule midget monstrosity was crossing the road when a bee humming bird suddenly swooped down and just carried him away! Melissa: Manlets BTFO.
by ManletDepreciator October 11, 2024
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Efraim: Andrew is a good boy - hit him up. He's been taking care of me for a while. In fact, he's such a good boy I may not need to find a woman any time soon.
by suchagoodboy October 18, 2024
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by The Real Garlic guy October 18, 2024
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