The Dirty Man Switch

When you hump your man and tell him everything you want to change about him.

I did the dirty man switch last night and now my man f*****cking behaves.

by Alame May 26, 2022

The Dirty Man Switch

When you hump your man and tell him all the things you want to change about him.

I did the dirty man switch last night and now my man fucking behaves.

by Alame May 26, 2022

man-chuckle

when a cute giggle comes out of a girl in the form of a squad of male swimmers consecutively coming out of the water for air

hurp hurp hurp hurp, "That man-chuckle was performed flawlessly, 10.0"

by Voa February 24, 2015

Real ladies man

A guy who claims to know everything about women and sex, but has probably only had sex maybe once or twice.

(Sarcastically) He knows a lot, he must be a real ladies man.

by SiL3Nt J September 13, 2023

man oyster

Asshole

May I eat your man oyster?

by MarkoPolo April 12, 2017

mayonnaise man

A man that has about as much spice and flavor as a jar of mayonnaise.

Rebecca: "OMG This guy sucks at holding a conversation!"
Alex: "Sounds like you got yourself a mayonnaise man."

by creatorofthefarts November 07, 2022

The Toast Man

Retarded racist Polish man who uses Reddit and Discord, he has two beautiful daughters: Christine and Adama.
he's from East Poland but lives in West Poland.
if you see a Reddit user called "amon_gus_sus42069"
or
"@Toaster_brained_idiot" on discord, avoid that user.

"God dammit i hate The Toast Man he's so racist"
"kill yourself"

by Tit sucker January 21, 2024