Shit cupboard

Cupboard where you store all the stuff you don’t need but can’t bare to throw away, just in case.

Gaz said “ I had to replace my toilet on Sunday but to get to the stop cock I then had to empty my shit cupboard....

by Dan1ssol June 19, 2024

The shit

Frankie who works night shift.

Who updated the shift report?

Frankie

Ya she's the shit.

by Ayyray2zer01 February 9, 2021

gang shit

when the gang appears shits about to go down

"OH SHIET, TYRONE HERE COME THE GANG SHIT, RUN NIGGA"

by mico4life May 12, 2018

Take your head for a shit

When someone has such a bad take on something or a bad attitude

Mate, that's a bullshit statement. Go take your head for a shit

by Just me, not him July 21, 2023

shit bloke

If you sleep with your mates missus, you're probably a shit bloke

"Ay how scummy is Kav?"
"Yeah, he's a shit bloke"

by DefNotJenkinsHaha September 9, 2020

The Poop Shits

A form of explosive diarrhoea more powerful than simply taking a poop, or having the shits. Often experienced by individuals with irritable bowel syndrome, or those who consume copious amounts of gluten-rich ale.

Amy: Jim why did you drink all that ale? You know what it does to you.

Jim: *Running to toilet* I got the poop shits!

by JW93 July 21, 2024

FUCK shit

Playin games an bullshiting all the time an lyin

Girl u r always on that fuck shit

by Jason McNealy June 11, 2017