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Fucked China sideways

A situation that has become compromised in an extreme and unusual way.
Fucked to a greater extent than completely fucked or totally fucked. Based on the misconception that Chinese women have sideways vaginas.
Once this road construction begins my drive to work will be fucked China sideways.
by Kunthuffer October 19, 2017
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Oh Fuck Nahh

Teacher: Pump did you do your homework
Lil Pump: Oh Fuck Nahh
by Lil Orange October 25, 2017
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fuck you forward

When your work colleague asks for something that you already sent them, and you just hit forward on the original email with no note.
Sanjay thought he was catching me being late on a project, when really I already sent him my part two weeks ago. So he got a fuck you forward when I sent it ... yet again.
by BerryrVA October 28, 2017
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Piddle fucking around

Taking your sweet ass time aka dilly dicking around or fucking off
My coworkers are not working they are over there piddle fucking around
by Yard boss April 14, 2017
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Nick fucking Wheeler

Nick fucking Wheeler is actually own the username @nickolaswheeler on twitter and @nickolas_wheeler on instagram who got a girlfriend name cheyenne conrady.
Both are flying fuck person and way fucking great than anyone.
They seem live happily ever after without giving any flying fuck to the rest.
The world always seem so nice place if something has mentioned from them.
I wish I can ruin his life by shaving Nick fucking Wheeler's head
by SillyShipWipesTheSmartAss April 20, 2017
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Fuck a dee duck

An expression of resignation as in "Ah schucks, I guess it don't matter".

An expression of wonder as in "Well don't that beat all"
Fuck a dee duck looks like a storm is coming in after all.

Fuck a dee duck that is the biggest moose I've ever seen!
by Rays Illumination May 7, 2017
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Metric fuck ton

Dude last night I accidentally stepped in a metric fuck ton of dog shit.
by badass mo fo May 20, 2017
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