I am climbing up your tower

you can kiss my ass

I am climbing up your tower
And I'm smudging up your glass
HEY

by iminhellplshelpahhh July 3, 2024

I am groot

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I am groot

by MemesDude July 5, 2024

I

You know my career.
I have to be able to handle stressful situations.
Which I do.
But when I am around you, I literally become unglued.
I babble incessantly…
About stupid things…
Because I don’t want to stop being by you!

Nuts … I may be…
I did have the squirrel analogy…
And the bat…
But the truth is…
I am absolutely crazily in love with you!!!!
I love everything about YOU!!!
I love how you jump around in excitement.
How your eyes sparkle…
The impact you have… and you don’t know it.
That is why I did the some of the things I have done…
You are truly amazing …
And this isn’t even touching on what you do to ME!!!

That one day I will try to explain the love I have for you…

But I know my eyes and my heart will come through…

I pray every day for that one day❤️❤️❤️❤️
I love YOU!!!!
I can assure you I have never loved another as I do YOU!!!!

by a dream and 💔 July 5, 2024

i stole ur bread

i told u i would steal ur bread

I stole ur cheese and i stole ur bread.

by strawberry milk the idiot July 6, 2024

I like watching videos of black men shaking their booty cheeks

When you like to watch videos of black men shaking their booty cheeks.

Adolf Hitler: What do you do in your freetime?
Justin bieber: I like watching videos of black men shaking their booty cheeks.

by nigga_whipper July 6, 2024

I

If you only understood my love for you!!!
I do

I do
I do
love YOU!!!

Thought you needed a few I do’s😘❤️

Just the thought of you sends my heart flying!!!

I do LOVE YOU!!!
Always❤️❤️❤️❤️

by If only 1 day he would see July 7, 2024

...I did something

The noise you hear before your friend is about to tell you that they zip tied their two big toes together.

Phone rings:
Friend 1: Hey what's up, you never call me?

Friend 2: ...I did something

Friend 1: Damn it, not again. Are you at least near scissors this time?

Friend 2: well um... funny story, I was going on a hike in the woods and I found a zip tie in my bag...

Friend 1: so what you're saying is you're in the middle of the woods alone with your big toes zip tied together?

Friend 2: Uhm... yeah pretty much...

Friend 1: (bursts out laughing) Well have fun with that, this is gonna be a fun story to tell my parents (hangs up)

Friend 2: Wait what do you mean tell your parents? Hello? Don't leave me here.

by IDK1234583 July 9, 2024