Dirty daniel edwards

A Dirty Daniel Edwards is when you get lured to Ipswich on a false pretence and find out she has a dirty arsehole... so drive home sad and alone thinking you can’t smell porn.

I was on a dating app and ended up doing a “dirty Daniel Edwards”

by Rupert bear April 17, 2020

Dirty Old Dave

dirty old dave related to a man who drives a white van commonly called dave and likely to be a pervert with a keen interest in prostitutes.

a song to the tune of dirty old town has been changed to

dirty old dave,

dirty old dave
hes a dirty old man
with a dirty old plan

this is a more detailed version of a typical white van man

that man over there, looking at those women is a ;dirty old dave' keep away from him at all costs.

by jennI October 6, 2012

Dirty Rainbow Kisser

When a man ejaculates into his partner's asshole, then sucks it out, and proceeds to make-out with their partner.

I heard Dirty Rainbow Kissers are very popular at homosexual bars.

by AJSinister July 2, 2012

dirty emmit poon

A gross,disgusting, but tasty emmit vagina that is known to devour humans whole.

-watch out for the dirty emitt!!!!!!!!!!!

by Nathan January 15, 2004

Dirty Sewer Rat

When you are inside a disgusting public washroom stall taking a dump and you get a chick to suck your dick during the process. When you are done pooping, she licks out your ass then you spin her around and stick your dick in her ass while shoving her head in the toilet that you have not flushed(this is crucial). After she has eaten approximately 50% of your shit start effing her in her pussy and slap her back with your right hand hopefully forcing her to puke up your shit. After this is accomplished take her out for an italian dinner and a movie.

Dan: Hey Dave I saw you and Kim out having dinner last night at Little Sicily, what was the occasion?
Dave: Oh nothing, we just did the dirty sewer rat earlier that evening.
Dan: No way! Did she eat enough of your shit?
Dave: No, but I let her get away with it.
Dan: That was nice of you dude.

by dillonstott January 13, 2009

Dirty Turdy Twat

One who likes it dirty with the turdy in the twat. Usually seen with a posse of dirty turdy whores.

Dirty Turdy Twats are often named Liz.

by Dirty Turdy Whore May 22, 2007

Dirty Rodeo Clown

When you suspect your partner is playing a Dirty Rodeo on you while engaging in sexual intercourse and you reply with "Me too."

I pulled a Dirty Rodeo Clown on Matt when he tried to get me with the Dirty Rodeo.

by Rikel October 3, 2008