Timmy fuck friend

a Timmy fuck friend is a fuxk buddy

I can't see my Timmy fuck friend bc of quarantine

by z32Dark April 28, 2020

Fuck up an Anvil

An ability to screw up simple tasks. Commonly written out as "X could fuck up an anvil" it is meant to imply a thing that should otherwise be unbreakable is not safe with them. A common revision of the insult involves adding the words "with a rubber mallet," as the fact that rubber is softer than steel means it should be impossible for a rubber mallet to do any damage to a steel anvil.

"Did Mike just touch the thing with the big sign right next to it that says 'do not touch?'"
"Yeah. Mike ... Mike could fuck up an anvil."
"With a rubber hammer."

by MapleStreet May 8, 2020

The "Fuck Yourself" Roast

This is the roast you use when you want someone to go fuck themselves and get lost. The roast goes like this, "Insert name here has a mirror in their pants, because the only person he/she sees in them is himself/herself."

Greg: "What's up, punk! Give me your lunch money!"
Me: .: To My Friends :. "I'm gonna burn him with The "Fuck Yourself" Roast."

"Greg has a mirror in his pants, cuz' the only person he sees in them is him!"

by Bullyimmunebitch May 11, 2020

you fucking yes

Used in place of eugt, when you don't want to use such strong language.

Obama: You fucking yes.
Bob: 😔

by RealTCC May 30, 2020

Philadelphia finger fuck

Putting cheese whizz on your finger, then finger banging a girl's anus or vagina

Cherry came up from New Orleans and was Philadelphia finger fucked with dollar general cheese whizz by Nathan

by Gramma's left titty June 9, 2020

Incest fuck fest

It’s basically a family reunion with extra steps, baby wipes, blood and Multiple rats.

Why didn’t you answer the phone?

I was at an incest fuck fest!

by Marypoppinthatpussy June 16, 2020

Free Fuck Month

Free Fuck Month starts In July and ends at the end of the month.

In this Month You can ask Anyone Or Your Lover for Some Nice Sex and they Have to agree.
You can Do whatever you want in this month, Although Dont Be a Simp.

Person 1: Hey! Let's have sex

Person 2: Why?

Person 1: Its Free Fuck Month

Person 2: oh Okay then

by JustTrustMeAight? June 30, 2020