White man resonance

When you speak in such a way that other tables can hear you over the din of a restaurant

That guy really had white man resonance, we heard his whole story over dinner

by Msis February 13, 2024

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glubba glubba man

Referring to an endearing, oversized puppy with an abundance of wrinkles, known for showering you with an overwhelming number of slobbery wet kisses.

Glubba glubba Man, is the epitome of chunkiness, a bozo extraordinaire, a fatty mc fatterson that will make you laugh till your sides hurt. This lovable goofball is not just a good boy, but the Greatest of All Time (GOAT) in the realm of adorableness. With their round and plump physique, they could easily be mistaken for a walking airbag. But don't let their size fool you, because behind those rolls of chub lies a heart of gold and a sense of humor that could rival a professional clown.

The Glubba Glubba Man's affectionate nature was evident as he inundated me with his delightful, sloppy wet kisses.

by Meg Yo January 30, 2024

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Doormat Man

A doormat man is a passive male whose only life purpose is to be walked on, used, and ignored by those around him. He will never do anything of note. Doormat men are likely marry a girl boss trophy wife, have three children, work in a boring no-name office, and live at the end of a cul-de-sac. When they die, they will be forgotten about, but that is okay because they hold the fundamental roles that society needs to function.

"I don't want to be a doormat man, I want to be a pirate!"

"We don't need any more pirates, Martin, we need more doormat men."

by Purple • Captain November 29, 2022

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