Everyone has heard an adult human rectum can stretch to 7 inches without tearing; and that raccoons can fit into holes as small as four inches. The Florida Man, takes advantage of those last few inches of clearance with the addition of an adult brown striped Atlantic octopus. Octopi can fit into anything larger than their beak. So to preform the Florida Man, one must simply trap a dumpster raccoon, catch an adult Atlantic octopus, and then hogtie the raccoon using the Optimus’s tentacles. At that point a fair amount of axle grease should ease the transition into the rectum, potato cannons can also be used for extra Florida points. The two animals will then fight to the death in the recipient’s rectum, without ever tearing the sphincter.
Bets should be placed about which animal will come out the victor.
It is also important not to bitch out and use Atlantic Pygmy octopi as they are venomous.
Bets should be placed about which animal will come out the victor.
It is also important not to bitch out and use Atlantic Pygmy octopi as they are venomous.
Weirdest thing I’ve ever seen come into the ER? We once had a guy come in with a dead raccoon and a live octopus up his ass. Everyone with him apparently had bets going about which animal would be dead when we removed them. They called it the Florida Man Colonsseum
by Jdh1002 April 11, 2023
Get the Florida Man Colonsseummug. " Guess what , that's my man ! "
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Get the bacteria manmug. A Skat man is the appropriate name for someone that speaks at a milliom miles an hour. When these people speak at subsonic speeds, only harsh sounds are audible, such as "K" and "S", thus the name "Skat man". A side effect of being a Skat man is the tendency to not sit still, as their minds are always spinning with new ideas and thoughts that need to be acted upon, atleast before another thought comes to the forefront of their mind.
However, a Skat man can be usefull at points, such as audibly incapacitating a foe in order to escape, or to make someone agree to something without all the details.
Be careful around Skat men. With their quick thinking and even quicker mouth, you will often walk away with a random object and recite in hand thats shows a price that "is higher than you would've gone for normally, but it was worth it". This terrifying ability often makes then exceptional Auctioneers.
However, a Skat man can be usefull at points, such as audibly incapacitating a foe in order to escape, or to make someone agree to something without all the details.
Be careful around Skat men. With their quick thinking and even quicker mouth, you will often walk away with a random object and recite in hand thats shows a price that "is higher than you would've gone for normally, but it was worth it". This terrifying ability often makes then exceptional Auctioneers.
Victim 1 - "Oh shit, it's Simon"
Victim 2 - "Quick run! Last time I came away with a second-hand washing mashine"
Simon - "Oh hey guys. So basically yesterday I went.....(Speed incomprehensable) and SOLD to the man in the back"
Victim 2 - "What just happened?"
Victim 1 - "Well I'm £120 down, but I got a rocking chair, three scarfs and a used tooth brush"
Victim 2 - "That's a Skat man if I've ever seen one"
Victim 2 - "Quick run! Last time I came away with a second-hand washing mashine"
Simon - "Oh hey guys. So basically yesterday I went.....(Speed incomprehensable) and SOLD to the man in the back"
Victim 2 - "What just happened?"
Victim 1 - "Well I'm £120 down, but I got a rocking chair, three scarfs and a used tooth brush"
Victim 2 - "That's a Skat man if I've ever seen one"
by RetroLizard January 25, 2022
Get the Skat manmug. "What is a man!? A miserable little pile of secrets! But enough talk! Have at you!"
- Dracula in Castlevania Symphony if The Night
- Dracula in Castlevania Symphony if The Night
by DanteR3dgrave_ August 13, 2021
Get the Manmug.