I don’t lorb you

It means when you’ve been really mean to someone and they want to tell you that but don’t know how to say it directly

I don’t lorb you because you’ve been ignoring me and being mean

by Hehehehelelelele July 4, 2025

The dead can hear you

This means that someone is shouting so loud that even the dead can hear them. This is a very dramatic phrase that emphasises the deceased.

Mark: HELLO, CAN YOU HEAR ME?
Chris: the dead can hear you.

by NutCracker288 December 9, 2021

You Pickin My Shit

When your homeboy is lowkey glazing you and you have to stop it.

Yo bro chill out, you pickin my shit

by Urbandihhhtionary November 12, 2025

National Screw You Day

June 18
On June 18, feel free to tell that one person screw you!

“Hey screw you man!”
“Hey screw you too!”
“You saying that cause it’s National Screw You Day?”

by White nose sam June 17, 2025

Do you want a cookie

When an asshole/piece of shit thinks he did something very admirable and he keeps being annoying about it. This response is used to display the emotion of annoyance and basically saying "do you want to be rewarded fucker"

Jack: Hahaha, I scored higher on this test than you.
John: Okay bitch, do you want a cookie or something

by Pipopaido December 25, 2023

You

Lawrence Scott

Yo I think you might need this

by Joofthejoof February 7, 2023

stalked you gently online

To search for (to google) someone on the internet, out of a social curiosity or a general interest. The phrase implies a benevolent intent. It is meant to convey that the person doing the search is taking care to avoid being intrusive and to respect common social boundaries.

I stalked you gently online before I came over today. There was not much to find! You don't have many posts on your social media.

by B55 May 12, 2022