Standard Pussy Shit

The feeling you get toward someone when they always feel they need to be the center of attention.

“David’s never chill man, he’s always on some standard pussy shit.

by Tiny meat May 7, 2019

Fuck, shit, cunt!

A series of offensive words used during an undesirable event

*Southampton gets Man City in EFL draw*

"Fuck, shit, cunt!"

by Jack Spank9049 December 24, 2022

i shitted my pants

OH NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

i shitted my pants again

by ausboss20001 October 8, 2023

MANDATORY SHIT FELLATIO

"A MANDATORY PEDOPHILESEX ACT"

This derives from this fact, G00GLE G00GLE means SHIT in fact a G00GLE = SHIT.

The proof has two premises:

The STORY OF GOOGLE
premise 1: "WE LOVE COPROPHILES"
premise 2: WARREN EDWARD BUFFET , during a BERKSHIRE HATHAWAY SHAREHOLDER'S ANNUAL MEETING, YOUTUBE BROADCAST: " I visited the GOOGLE headquarters before " and it looks " LIKE A KINDERGARTEN"
conclusion: inside the G00GLE CYPHER is EAT SHIT, and I will show you. " CHARLES THOMAS MUNGER ON Y0U TUBE
"THERE IS KNOW(NO)SOCIAL STATUS"
WISE ASSERY.EXCREMENT

G00 G00.FAG.14
FAG WASTE G00 G00.STRIP.EAT SHIT.82
BLUE RED YELL0W BLUE GREEN RED.260.PEDOPHILE

EAT SHIT.LA LA LA.171
SHARKS SHITISG0D.171.
KNIGHTS.BUTTH0LE PICKLEBALL..171
10:51 PM...
THR0WBACK.LAS VEGAS.REST PASS.86.D00 EAT SHIT

OK, G00GLE always likes see data from I SCUM further ALAN I WALDMAN ANAL ALAN performs MANDATORY SHIT FELLATIO after he had GOT BUDDAH FUCKED by STEPHEN CRAIG PADDICK (PADDOCK), by putting a GOOD QUANITY OF SHIT in HIS MOUTH and SUCK THE SHIT exactly like a PENIS , C0CK, DICK, WANG, J0HNS0N, , WEE WEE, PEE PEE for the BABIES, LITTLE B0YZ and LITTLE GIRLS , this SHIT ASSH0LE PED0PHILESEX PARTNER IS SHIT the SHIT EJACULATES continuously and iright the FELLATOR feels they are sinking into the GROUND which is LOWER THAN SHIT and not only that the EJACULATE is SHIT CHUNKS accumulating and then the SHIT CHUNKS are chewed , the SHIT CUM fluid is swallowed first and FURTHER it is important as SHIT WILL RECIPROCATE when the MANDATORY SHIT VOMIT happens and then the MANDATORY VOMIT EATING is in order , MANDATORY SHITLOVER as FURTHER RECIPROCATION for the MANDATORY SHIT FELLATIO as the SHIT VOMIT then SUCKED OFF and EVEN MORE EJACULATE SHIT CHUNKS to CHEW ON.

MANDAT0RY FELLATI0 ALAN I WALDMAN is to EAT ASSHOLE SHIT and SIT 0N T0ILET FELLATE EAT SHIT. SHIT ASSH0LE PEDOPHILE VALUE SHITEATER performed on SHIT MANDATORY SHIT FELLATIO correctly and SUCK and BOB your head ANAL ALAN FELLATING YOUR SEX PARTNER "SHIT" on the SHIT C0CK.MUST.PERFECT.I ASSH0LE.73

ALAN I WALDMAN you GOT BUDDAH FUCKED by STEPHEN CRAIG PADDICK PADD0CK you have to "SWIM WITH THE SHARKS"(5 TO 3)EAT BOWEL M0VEMENT while PERFOTMING MANDATORY SHIT FELLATIO.

by .MANDATORY SHITEATER May 3, 2022

Lord Of The Shits

When your stomach is so violent that need take a shit before, during, and after your shower. This will often triple your time in the bathroom and you may exit looking as slender as Elrond. The three epic movements are canonically named :The Fellow-Shits, The Two Showers, and The Return of the Shits.

"I wonder why Dad takes so long in the bathroom? "
" Don't worry hunny, he must be having Lord Of The Shits again."

by BlubbernotaFighter April 22, 2025

counter shitted

When someone disses someone else bad, however the retort is so much better that it makes the original person cry.

Dyrees- "Your Dad is gay, I saw him on a gay porn site."

Jamaal- "What the fuck where you doing on a gay porn site?"

Derrek- "Damn Dyrees, you just got counter shitted!"

by Fantastic KUHN December 17, 2013

Shit in the freezer

To shit in the freezer - to destroy one's chances or reputation through an idiotic lapse.

From the UK tv show Big Brother, when a contestant lost crediblity by shitting in the freezer.

"The guy was doing okay till he shat in the freezer".
"Don't get caught acting stupid and lose your rep - Don't shit in the freezer."

by Conhead October 13, 2011