For all the musicians out there who enjoy the harmonica and occasional percussion. A play on 69, one woman laying on her side and men on both sides facing her. Men blow on the harmonica while she plays the drums 🥁
“Hey man, I think we have a shot at a two-man harmonica tonight”
“No way bro. You think our sticks will get some action too?”
“No way bro. You think our sticks will get some action too?”
by mazislime May 18, 2025
Get the two-man harmonicamug. When you put your dick in someones ass before it's hard, then you let it expand (grow) and tear the person's ass in two.
by Big_Sex April 14, 2019
Get the The Ant-manmug. Everyone has heard an adult human rectum can stretch to 7 inches without tearing; and that raccoons can fit into holes as small as four inches. The Florida Man, takes advantage of those last few inches of clearance with the addition of an adult brown striped Atlantic octopus. Octopi can fit into anything larger than their beak. So to preform the Florida Man, one must simply trap a dumpster raccoon, catch an adult Atlantic octopus, and then hogtie the raccoon using the Optimus’s tentacles. At that point a fair amount of axle grease should ease the transition into the rectum, potato cannons can also be used for extra Florida points. The two animals will then fight to the death in the recipient’s rectum, without ever tearing the sphincter.
Bets should be placed about which animal will come out the victor.
It is also important not to bitch out and use Atlantic Pygmy octopi as they are venomous.
Bets should be placed about which animal will come out the victor.
It is also important not to bitch out and use Atlantic Pygmy octopi as they are venomous.
Weirdest thing I’ve ever seen come into the ER? We once had a guy come in with a dead raccoon and a live octopus up his ass. Everyone with him apparently had bets going about which animal would be dead when we removed them. They called it the Florida Man Colonsseum
by Jdh1002 April 11, 2023
Get the Florida Man Colonsseummug. “Hey Mike, did you see Spider-Man walking around at lunch?”
“Oh you mean Jack, the kid with the Spider-Man mask?”
“Oh you mean Jack, the kid with the Spider-Man mask?”
by Tartarus7091 October 13, 2022
Get the Spider-Manmug. when an individual pulls up to a garage sale and is disappointed by the sales contents. can also be applied to car boot sales, yard sales and estate sales.
john went to this garage sale today trying to find some new games for his system but instead found a empty iphone box priced at 20 bucks, multiple old microwaves, and a hoodie with a hole in it. thats what i call a Poor Mans Garage Sale!
by kieralovedanny October 9, 2025
Get the Poor Mans Garage Salemug. fat smelly pussy gay kid who likes fat cock and jon coughlin he is very werid and thinks hes funny made out with cage
by freakazoidsdfddsff May 17, 2011
Get the super stan the fairy manmug. A term mostly women use to groom men into a man who takes women on dinner dates, buys her flowers and gifts, agrees with and defends anything the women says, does what she demands and sacrifices his interests and beliefs to support hers.
"I'm a real man who knows how to treat a lady, last week I went on a random date, bought her flowers and a silver necklace, took her to dinner, and then I went home. that's what real men do, right?".
by Based Fiend July 19, 2024
Get the real manmug.