shit slide

When you're doing something normal and all of a sudden you have to shit really bad. It has the sensation of shit sliding through the rectum.

I was dating Cindy and I had to run to the bathroom because of a Shit Slide.

I failed my driver's test because I had to run out of the car due to a Shit Slide.

by Oh my God, they Killed Kenny! October 13, 2016

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this is the funniest shit ever im ngl

when the Boy, Q, tells a story about queen bee.

"how r u Q" "this is the funniest shit ever im ngl"

by The Boy Q November 14, 2023

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skinny shit

A turd that is extremely small in diameter (maybe 2-5 cm at most).
Usually happens after eating food with lots of fiber

Savannah took a skinny shit in Derek's mouth after eating three 10-piece nuggets and a large fry at McDonald's the night prior.

by DontDiscussMyMenstruationPlz January 4, 2022

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The realization of a fatal error after numerous attempts at solving a problem have been exhausted. Whereas all solutions were well planned, none of them worked. Sometimes used in contraction form: “well’n shit!!”

(Handyman): “We’ve tried six times now to get this toilet unclogged, and nothing seems to work.”
(Toilet Owner): “Well then shit!!”
(Handyman): “I could do that if the toilet actually worked...”

by danktle September 6, 2020

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