i wanna be a victim

what underaged boys say when they see an attractive adult woman and they want her to groom them

“Man, she’s so hot I wanna be a victim”

by bamfwag March 17, 2024

i dropped a burger

when you’re asking your friend for some food discreetly

dude i dropped a burger

by bigbeefyman January 15, 2023

I blame the Indians

It’s not your fault if you blame the Indians let me explain if the Indians killed Christopher Columbus A lot of people in the Americas wouldn’t be alive so if the Indians killed Christopher Columbus you wouldn’t be alive making you not mess up

Person one: why do you do that
Person two: I blame the Indians!

by I blame the Indians February 24, 2022

Oh, I know

Yeah, no shit.

Hym "Oh, I know! I knew what was happening the secong Jeremy walked into Wendy's and started speaking in tongues.

by Hym Iam November 13, 2023

I Feel Fantastic

A term from a creepy YouTube video of a scary android singing uploaded in 2009

User1: Did you ever see that one creepy vid of that android singing?
User2: I feel fantastic?
User1: Yeah, that's the one!

by Convulsion Devereaux April 20, 2024

I bought an Urban Dictionary Mug!

A phrase no one has, or will ever hear

*purely fiction*

No one: "I bought An Urban Dictionary Mug!"

No ome else because this is a hupothetical:

by Agent_Z January 13, 2025

I was kidding

Used when someone does'nt want to explain or emphasis something more and wants to move on, other than the person actually kidding.

"I was kidding about us dating, we could never ha..."

by na01 December 11, 2022