by Helloitsme) July 7, 2022
Get the Jude Meade Manning Flynnmug. The Christmas Man is the true santa. His name is Peter and he loves to eat live catfish. Not milk and cookies, catfish.
He hasn't been giving presents to most of the children around the world for a while, since no one puts out live catfish for him to eat anymore. He's not angry, he's disappointed.
He hasn't been giving presents to most of the children around the world for a while, since no one puts out live catfish for him to eat anymore. He's not angry, he's disappointed.
Santa believer: "Let's put out milk and cookies for Santa!"
Christmas Man enjoyer: "No, The Christmas Man won't like that, we should put out a live catfish for him to eat instead!"
Christmas Man enjoyer: "No, The Christmas Man won't like that, we should put out a live catfish for him to eat instead!"
by After8ight November 10, 2022
Get the The Christmas Manmug. by Jtaisthatguy September 9, 2023
Get the Something funny manmug. A man-wife is a homosexual who is "wife-like" and is inferior, acting as the submissive and obedient partner in a romantic relationship with an alpha-male.
A man-wife is the cutest kind of man, follows traditional roles like (cooking and cleaning) etc.
A man-wife is the cutest kind of man, follows traditional roles like (cooking and cleaning) etc.
The alpha-male is controlling, dominant, superior and masculine.
The man-wife is subservient, submissive, inferior and feminine.
The man-wife is subservient, submissive, inferior and feminine.
by skyler johns March 12, 2024
Get the man-wifemug. when something is going horribly wrong but life is already falling apart so you choose to laugh about it.
by babyjadey October 31, 2021
Get the shet manmug. The Griddy Man is a man who hits the griddy all day every day. He lives in GriddyTown and makes sure that everyone will hit the griddy there. Sometimes he leaves town to go to other towns to make sure they hit the griddy too. If you don't hit the griddy when he tells you to, then he might pay you a visit to your house late at night....
Bro 1: Yo this guy called The Griddy Man just sent me a text saying that if I don't hit the griddy then I will get a visit paid to me at my home tonight.
Bro 2: Bro that's the most dumb ahh stuff ever man. What can bro even do to you?
Bro 1: Well, I'm not sure. I live within 100 miles of GriddyTown so it could be serious.
Bro 2: Well it can't be that serious.
Bro 1: Hmmm, I guess you're right. Guess I'll just go to sleep now.
And later that night, Bro 1 got paid a visit by The Griddy Man and was never seen ever again...
Bro 2: Bro that's the most dumb ahh stuff ever man. What can bro even do to you?
Bro 1: Well, I'm not sure. I live within 100 miles of GriddyTown so it could be serious.
Bro 2: Well it can't be that serious.
Bro 1: Hmmm, I guess you're right. Guess I'll just go to sleep now.
And later that night, Bro 1 got paid a visit by The Griddy Man and was never seen ever again...
by ComputerWorld January 14, 2024
Get the The Griddy Manmug. When 6 guys stand in a straight line and they grab their cocks and fold them over and salute the flag
by lol pad lol poo May 10, 2016
Get the 6 Man Salutemug.