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I remember when each morning

The sun would shine
As I thought of the love that was mine…
A smile I gleamed…
As I patiently waited for that one day…
My dream….

Now as each days passes by…
The things I treasured
Appear to be more and more

My imagination flying high
Even though I am not his beautiful lady…
He will always be the one

I will dream of when the day is done….
And envy the lady whose heart she won ❤️
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I Cast Fireball

In dungeons and dragons there is a 3rd level spell known as fireball, when this spell is casted it has a radius that effects all creatures in range regardless of the caster's intention. Commonly fireball is used in a small room in order to maximize damage which often leads to the caster's allies being set ablaze as well.
"I said I cast fireball, I didn't ask how big the room is."
by Garroth September 9, 2025
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Empathy for one. In the absence of empathy, if the amount of energy takes for you to get me to do a thing supersedes the amount of energy required for the thing to be done then it wouldn't be practical for you to make me do the thing. Additionally, my awareness of my own mortality makes it impossible for me to be perpetually made to do thing because I can always just kill myself. It incentivizes harming you and the things you care about. It gives your enemies a de-facto ally. But it's intriguing that you think that there is only one reason...
JeerpJoop "If I can make you do what I want and get away with it, why should I not?"

Hym "Well, for starters, there's more than one reason. Secondly, you literally can't. You can only leverage (either) my desire to live against performing the act OR the hope that I may not have to continue doing it indefinitely. Which is how you get people to stay in your suffering cult. You leverage their desire to live and their hope that their suffering will end to get them to do what you want or behave how you want to behave. It's actually kind of illuminating to because if you're God rewards screwing people over then is it not evil? Sounds evil. It ties back into you not actually believing in God but rather believing that God is on your side and that it will forgive you if you do the opposite of what it said."
by Hym Iam November 8, 2023
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.9.I Will Kill Her Dub, Local Eyes, I Remain To See.9.

.9.I Will Kill Her Dub, Local Eyes, I Remain To See.9.
.9.I Will Kill Her Dub, Local Eyes, I Remain To See.9.
by .6.9.7.6.ArimorylulA.8.3.0.5. September 18, 2025
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...I did something

The noise you hear before your friend is about to tell you that they zip tied their two big toes together.
Phone rings:
Friend 1: Hey what's up, you never call me?

Friend 2: ...I did something

Friend 1: Damn it, not again. Are you at least near scissors this time?

Friend 2: well um... funny story, I was going on a hike in the woods and I found a zip tie in my bag...

Friend 1: so what you're saying is you're in the middle of the woods alone with your big toes zip tied together?

Friend 2: Uhm... yeah pretty much...

Friend 1: (bursts out laughing) Well have fun with that, this is gonna be a fun story to tell my parents (hangs up)

Friend 2: Wait what do you mean tell your parents? Hello? Don't leave me here.
by IDK1234583 July 9, 2024
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I heard that

Something homosexuals say instead of just saying “ok”
Want to get dinner tonight in key west on the nude beach?”
“no i’m busy tonight with a women”
“I heard that
by 1x.darius September 21, 2025
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