"I reject your reality and substitute my own" is often said when someone is completely unwilling to accept the truth and instead chooses to create their own version of reality. It's often used in a joking or sarcastic way to poke fun at people who are being stubborn or delusional.
Person 1: Dude, you failed the test. You need to study more next time.
Person 2: I reject your reality and substitute my own. I actually aced the test, but the teacher accidentally marked my answers wrong.
Person 1: Uh, yeah right. Keep telling yourself that.
Person 2: I reject your reality and substitute my own. I actually aced the test, but the teacher accidentally marked my answers wrong.
Person 1: Uh, yeah right. Keep telling yourself that.
by Obv troll is obvious April 08, 2023
by Unknown User 404 April 14, 2020
When your driving and on morphine, on a beautiful sunny spring day, with your dirt bike in the back and you see a car next to you, and you think it's a sand nag, so you become filled with extreme opi rage which would ruin your entire conception of what it means to be up north riding, (unless your in Baldwin) and then, suddenly you realize its not actually a sand nag so you get super happy.
Fucking idiot:so dude, do you think i could get an apprenticeship?
The og biker: yeah dude, I'll see what I---
Fucking idiot: HOLY FUCK I THOUGHT THAT WAS A SAND NAGGER
The og biker: yeah dude, I'll see what I---
Fucking idiot: HOLY FUCK I THOUGHT THAT WAS A SAND NAGGER
by HondaBend666 October 01, 2020
Ex: "Did you see that episode of The Walking Dead last night?? It was insane!"
"Ya! I can smell your soup from here!"
"Ya! I can smell your soup from here!"
by Familyfirst22 March 26, 2017
Origin: used by a woman who dosnt give a nut. Not to be confused with nut or nutsack
1. Not caring about someone or something.
2. Having little to no interest in someone
1. Not caring about someone or something.
2. Having little to no interest in someone
by Yeetmeister445 August 04, 2018
by .6.7.6.Opne.6.7.6.Parenthesis. May 03, 2025
A combination of the words “Claim”, and “Cum”,
Commonly used in self hypnosis affirmations to affirm your new, altered mindset, as a calming, orgasmic gesture of acceptance of your present being.
Write “I CLUM” to affirm.
Commonly used in self hypnosis affirmations to affirm your new, altered mindset, as a calming, orgasmic gesture of acceptance of your present being.
Write “I CLUM” to affirm.
by The real jesus christ (real) January 02, 2024