Mustache Man, a man who has two passionate lovers. He has a stunningly luscious mustache, obviously. If it is ever shaved, he gets immediate backlash because he just took away his best feature. This is how you know he is a Mustache Man.
Lover1: MUSTACHE MAN !!!!
Mustache Man: Wot
Lover1: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Mustache Man: WOT????
Lover1: YOU SHAVED UR STACHE NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOooo *cries*
Mustache Man: Wot
Lover1: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Mustache Man: WOT????
Lover1: YOU SHAVED UR STACHE NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOooo *cries*
by pinkypoodle9981 January 29, 2023
Get the Mustache Manmug. "Die monster. You don't belong in this world!*
"It was not by my hand that I am once again given flesh. I was called here by humans, who wish to pay me tribute."
"Tribute? You steal men's souls, and make them your slaves."
"Perhaps the same could be said of all religions."
"Your words are as empty as your soul. Mankind ill needs a savior such as you."
"What is a man?! A miserable little pile of secrets! But enough talk; have at you!"
"It was not by my hand that I am once again given flesh. I was called here by humans, who wish to pay me tribute."
"Tribute? You steal men's souls, and make them your slaves."
"Perhaps the same could be said of all religions."
"Your words are as empty as your soul. Mankind ill needs a savior such as you."
"What is a man?! A miserable little pile of secrets! But enough talk; have at you!"
by aMiserableLittlePileOfSecrets February 9, 2025
Get the manmug. by raybeez February 10, 2022
Get the boogie manmug. When someone teases to say a revealing secret and decides to play it our/milk it for a very long time, just to be the most disappointing think ever in the history of man kind.
Mermaid Man’s Suspense:
Omar: I like these two girls, wanna know who they are?
Gungalar Boy: Yes dude, who are they...tell us.
Omar: I don’t know, just these girls.
Gungalar The Third: WHOOO
Omar: I don’t know some chicks
.....3 & half hours later
Omar: Okay fine, I actually don’t like anyone, no one really interest me right now.
Gungalar The Great: *Pulls trigger*
Omar: I like these two girls, wanna know who they are?
Gungalar Boy: Yes dude, who are they...tell us.
Omar: I don’t know, just these girls.
Gungalar The Third: WHOOO
Omar: I don’t know some chicks
.....3 & half hours later
Omar: Okay fine, I actually don’t like anyone, no one really interest me right now.
Gungalar The Great: *Pulls trigger*
by anonymous April 6, 2019
Get the Mermaid Man’s Suspensemug. by Kman’s definitions November 19, 2023
Get the Courts manmug. by Tobin Klaw October 1, 2018
Get the cold city manmug. Peter-Anthony is a whiny little b@tch…acts like a girl and can take no pressure. Will never live up to be considered a real man.
by Under_score007 February 29, 2024
Get the Real Manmug.