i like food

did u search this thinking about food?

are you hungry?

- hi how are you?

- i like food

by viktorgaysweden December 2, 2020

Last Rizzmas I gave you my gyatt and the very next day you got fanum taxed, this year to save me from mewing I'll give it to someone rizzful

Song cover by a Generation Alpha kid (Gen A) of "Last Christmas" by Wham!, also known as George Michael and instrumentalist Andrew Ridgeley.
The cover includes Generation Alpha/Generation Z slang such as, gyatt, rizz, fanum tax, and mewing.

Gen A: "Last Rizzmas I gave you my gyatt and the very next day you got fanum taxed, this year to save me from mewing I'll give it to someone rizzful"

Every other gen: "What." 💀

by @CCC123 December 17, 2023

Can I Put My Bawls In Yo Jawls

A song about one homie wanting to put his testes into his other homie's oral cavity.

Can I put my bawls in yo jawls.
(yo jawls)
bawls in yo jawls.
Can Iiii
Can Iiii
Can Iiii
Can Iiii
Can I put my bawls in yo jawls.
(yo jawls)
bawls in yo jawls.
Can Iiii
Can Iiii
Can Iiii
Can Iiii

by goldenppballs June 13, 2022

I was a sparring partner for Mohammed Ali

the man, the myth, the legend. the man that sparred for Mohammed ali.

The legend: You wanna fight?
Man 1/2: woah woah woah!
The legend: I was a sparring partner for Mohammed Ali, i'll take any two of you on right now!
man 1: What? Mohammed? Ali?! *gulp*
the legend: thats right!
man 1: *laughs*

by Kumbear December 16, 2022

I Heart Baloney Phony

When a gay man is extremely in to women once he has been drinking alcohol.

Did you see Lance hitting on all those women when he was drunk?! His husband would be pissed! That guy is such an I heart baloney phony!

by BigJD3 May 19, 2023

i said a cuss once

When one is saying a cuss and the sudden action of peepee falling off soon commences. It is fatal for a peepee to fall off so do not cuss

Aiden: HECK
*his peepee falls off*
Aiden: I SAID A CUSS ONCE AND MY PEEPEE FELL OF

by Big shot thot destroyer 6900 May 21, 2018

No... I don't

I really don't.

Hym "No... I don't. Really. Whatever you get out of me losing doesn't matter. Not your religion. Not your kids. You pay for the AI and you give me the credit or I'm gonna grab 'em and stab 'em. I do not need to validate your worldview. You need to stop trying to win. I was right. You were wrong. I'm not letting you steal the best possible future from me. What is the 'because' there? You need to stop using your piece of shit kids as an excuse to take shut you don't deserve from other people. You give me my money you piece of shit."

by Hym Iam April 23, 2025