Person A: You piece of fucking dildo dick!
Person B: What piece, though?
Person C: Presumably, a piece of fucking dildo dick.
Repeat exchange between person B and person C ad infinitum with variations.
Person B: What piece, though?
Person C: Presumably, a piece of fucking dildo dick.
Repeat exchange between person B and person C ad infinitum with variations.
by SmackThatBootyLikePOW July 25, 2017
Get the piece of fucking dildo dick mug.Creep’s friend: Oh man, you should stop creeping on that girl, it’s cut off a dick day tomorrow
Creep: oh shit gotta keep it no matter how small
Creep: oh shit gotta keep it no matter how small
by Take a hint. May 25, 2018
Get the Cut off a dick day mug.A common saying and good advice for men thinking about having sex with a crazy bitch.
Usually a woman that:
Never shuts the hell up, has an annoying high pitched voice and laugh, gets way too overly attached, has shaved/short hair, stares into your sole, has bigger muscles than you, believes there's more than two genders and calls herself a feminist.
Usually a woman that:
Never shuts the hell up, has an annoying high pitched voice and laugh, gets way too overly attached, has shaved/short hair, stares into your sole, has bigger muscles than you, believes there's more than two genders and calls herself a feminist.
"Dude I fucked this crazy chick last night and woke up and found my dick in a jar."
"Never put dick in crazy bro"
"Never put dick in crazy bro"
by NI🅱🅱ER FAGGOT October 6, 2017
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For pansies or gods among men, your choice.
Don't jack it for another month.
For pansies or gods among men, your choice.
Don't jack it for another month.
Alright, I have something to say. You might think of yourself as hot shit for crowning No Nut November, right?
I present you a new challange. Don't Destroy Dick December. Think of it as NNN on hard mode. Don't fap, it's easy, right? Except it's not, because I'm a day late. I'm sure all of you out there just wet your dick within the first second of December 1st, but fuck that. I'm asking you to push yourself to your limits. Don't melt your dick this December, because that's for fucking tards who don't want the extra challenge!
I present you a new challange. Don't Destroy Dick December. Think of it as NNN on hard mode. Don't fap, it's easy, right? Except it's not, because I'm a day late. I'm sure all of you out there just wet your dick within the first second of December 1st, but fuck that. I'm asking you to push yourself to your limits. Don't melt your dick this December, because that's for fucking tards who don't want the extra challenge!
by thewallbro2a December 1, 2019
Get the Don't Destroy Dick December mug.The act of oiling yourself up, taking a large run up and sliding off a ramp over the pool but at the last second you just clip the very tip of your dick on the edge of the pool.
Bro no. 1: Bro! I can't believe I did that!
Bro no. 2: Bro, what did you do? Were you hitting the tip of your dick again?
Bro no. 1: Brosef, I clipped the tip of my dick on the edge of the pool again!
Bro no. 2: NO WAY
Bro no. 2: Bro, what did you do? Were you hitting the tip of your dick again?
Bro no. 1: Brosef, I clipped the tip of my dick on the edge of the pool again!
Bro no. 2: NO WAY
by Rump Taster July 13, 2011
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That chick is spit-on-your-dick hot
by Jhoe December 9, 2005
Get the Spit-on-your-dick hot mug.When your big dick enters a woman ( or another man ) and it COMPLETELY puts them in a state of confusion such as : Love , Extreme Fondness , Buying things for them , Sneaking out the house in the middle of the night to go see them and other foolish things .... Just and ONLY because the guy hit the bottom of that pussy
Person 1 : Jennifer told me she loved me last night .
Person 2 : You think she really does ?
Person 1 : HELL NAH ... Its the Big Dick Effect B.D.E.
Person 2 : You think she really does ?
Person 1 : HELL NAH ... Its the Big Dick Effect B.D.E.
by Dr Smooth Twenty Four June 27, 2011
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