what the mahfuz man

you say that when a man called srikar watches too much hanime

Srikar bro, what the mahfuz man stop it

by evil mysogony October 12, 2020

Da Man

The title given to the person (usually male) who fully sent it the night before.
i.e. got the most wasted, got laid, etc

*jeff walks into a room the Monday after he got laid at a party*

All his friends: "DA man!"

by Goober_sex69 March 2, 2020

Onion Man

The coolest gamer ever. Known for being so cool.

( A very cool person)
Very awesome

Onion Man is so cool

by Super cool guy oh yeah I so co July 16, 2022

Suck your "mans" dick month

This is for all of the delusional or he's ur man but he's not ur man yet girlys. Or gays ig..

Free pass to suck his dick all month without any problems

(Mans with quotation mark bc he's not ur man...get help)

Hey Rylo it's suck your "mans" dick month...are you participating

Ofc

by Victoria #1 Beastie October 2, 2023

cut out the middle man

1. Means of justification for a purchase. Everything is free if you think about it, because you aren't paying for a product, you're paying for someone to give it to you, so if you mentally cut the middle man (seller) out, you basically bought something for free.

2. Refers to stealing something. The people selling the product is the middle man, and by simply cutting out the middle man, everything magically becomes free.

g: omg where did you get those cool rings??
c: oh theyre free at emmy's!
g: really? i thought those were like 5 bucks each!
c: oh, i just cut out the middle man!

by i<3jordyn September 20, 2022

Slippery Man

The combination of a "slippery slope" fallacy and a "strawman" argument.

Person A: "a dude with an ahegao hoodie came and asked for a job. i had to explain to my manager that his hoodie was porn and i wouldn't hire him"

Person B: "so you're denying people the ability to make a living based on how they look?"

Person C: "Oh look. It's a slippery man argument"

by ApathyAndUrgency July 16, 2022

Man to Gland Combat

When you're trying to discreetly trying to masterbate in the bathroom and someone knocks on the door.

"Tom hurry up! I need to use the bathroom"

"Hold on Zack, I'm just engaging in some man to gland combat,

by Figgy Pop July 1, 2019