Old Man

When a young girl (minor under 15) being with an old man( more than twice her age) is acceptable. Because she is being raised by crangster gansters in the early 90's. In that world 🌍 those things were accepted. And the girl didn't know any better.

Dennis wasn't my boyfriend he was my old man. He raised me.

by Angel constantinople April 19, 2021

One man cut

When your cutting up in traffic and the lead car makes a cut that no one else can follow

The gap closed, that’s a one man cut

by Wheres.W212 May 31, 2025

man-pa

A man, who is too young to be a grandpa in the real sense, but otherwise exemplifies the conduct typical of a grumpy, tired, wise old man that takes a nap each day.

You could never hang with a hot 20 something because you are such a man-pa!

by caliwindow March 8, 2010

jacking off a trans man

you expect to take a man with a 9 inch dick home instead you bring home a tranny.

Example: Last night I was caught by my mother jacking off a trans man!

by TheLaughingJackass April 8, 2024

Zombie man (Bob)

crusty old guy waiting for his grave to be dug, good friends with robbo, rips ass alot and tells you to get out of the doorway. salutes to random children making you his next victim

Connor, Angus, Jake and Elijah : Hi zombie man! (or) Hey bob!
Zombie man (bob) : Hey boyss! *salutes crustilly*

by FatGronk2 April 8, 2021

Monkey Man

Cailey's boyfriend LMAOOO

Damn he is such a monkey man

Hey Cailey where is your monkey man

Let's go play with monkey man.

by cocksukerrrrr June 1, 2018

monkey man

A monkey man is someone familiar that you meat on rare occurrences multiple times kind of like a shiny pokemon: you're very happy when you meet them.

Oh look! That's the monkey man!

by Monkebru April 27, 2021