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I just have an egg

This is a great thing that tubbo has said.. I just have an egg.. Egg. Mouth. Ohwm
Chilling*
I just have an egg

Egg.
Mouth.
Owhm.
by DogesIEat February 2, 2022
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i love you

this shouldn't just be handed out. but it all too often is.
im not saying you can't date someone and say you love them, but isn't love the greatest honor to say to someone? i mean you can like someone, really like someone, and it doesn't have to be love.

i love you is giving your heart out and praying to god you get it back.
i feel like im drowning, but also like i've found the hightest form of salvation when i talk to you. i cant be without you
and im pretty sure
i love you
"i love you too"
by babsreagan October 27, 2023
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Martin Luther K-i-i-ing

That n*gga had a dr-e-e-e-e-am
by NotAGhettophile October 14, 2024
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i think i like this little life

i think i like this little life this morning when Ethan burnt my sosig
by 1582693704 March 16, 2024
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i need a cookie

a phrase used when a women is in their menstrual cycle.
“I need a cookie” = “I need a pad
by oroe_ September 6, 2023
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I

You know my career.
I have to be able to handle stressful situations.
Which I do.
But when I am around you, I literally become unglued.
I babble incessantly…
About stupid things…
Because I don’t want to stop being by you!

Nuts … I may be…
I did have the squirrel analogy…
And the bat…
But the truth is…
I am absolutely crazily in love with you!!!!
I love everything about YOU!!!
I love how you jump around in excitement.
How your eyes sparkle…
The impact you have… and you don’t know it.
That is why I did the some of the things I have done…
You are truly amazing …
And this isn’t even touching on what you do to ME!!!
That one day I will try to explain the love I have for you

But I know my eyes and my heart will come through

I pray every day for that one day❤️❤️❤️❤️
I love YOU!!!!
I can assure you I have never loved another as I do YOU!!!!
by a dream and 💔 July 5, 2024
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how do i get a girlfriend

A question asked a lot by teenagers that can't even take care of a hamster
guy 1: Hey man how do i get a girlfriend?

guy 2: I dunno man, talk to girls???

guy 1: I just don't know how to talk to girls, I even searched for advice on urbandictionary.com!

guy 2: bitch are you retarded

guy 1: wait... bizarre from D12!!!

bizarre from D12: suoper amn video i was in the back
by valentelserhumano November 1, 2022
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