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Ghost FB'Ing

When You Go Online But Stay Offline On Chat, Scroll Through Posts Without Responding, View A Few Pictures, And Signing Out. Essentially Scapegoating Any Contact With Other Users.
-The Example Is A Beyond Obvious, Redundant Restatement Of The Definition, But Alright-

Facebook User: Click Click..Scroll

Facebook User: Huh,How Very Intriguing..

Facebook User: Click Click...Scroll

Facebook User: Must Resist Urge To Post Cryptic Status

Facebook User: *Logs Out

Facebook User:

Yay!!! Now I Feel Better About Myself! How Mesmerizing!
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Ghost FB'Ing
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by Xeno7365 July 19, 2012
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post ghost

when someone posts something on your Facebook wall and exercises their ability to remove it before you read it. the catch or "sighting"... if you will, is when the post appears in your notifications providing footage of some sort of parasocial activity.
me: hey Post Ghost what was too embarrassing to leave on my wall? or did you just want to let your presence be known?lol
msg sent 02/09/2012

post ghost: haha really? when was that? whats new?
msg sent 10/04/2014
by kyle pro March 12, 2012
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Ghost nerd

A nerd who knows to much about Xbox or call of duty. Lives to play xbox and thrives to be better than everybody else at it. A nerd that can't be seen behind the mic of his xbox.
by Bobby12321 April 12, 2012
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Ghost Profiler

An online profile who is able to access info of those who haven't added it as a friend. They are anonymous and get info without your permission. One of the elite social network hackers. IE Facebook and MySpace
Friend: Hey I am trying to track down how this guy got my info. He is annoying me
Me: It must have been a ghost profiler.
by The 3lite haxor March 20, 2011
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ghost in the wires

He used to do alot of freelance programming work, but then went rogue and became a "ghost in the wires".
by vi66raptor October 23, 2011
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ghost whisper

A crack head who's vagina is so cursed that any male who has sex with her meets an untimely death, once said male has passed away the female crack head will declare her undying love for the deceased male. By photo shopping pictures of herself into photos with him, this is until her cursed vagina claims another victim. And so the circle of ghost continues.
The ghost whisperer it at it again
The ghost whisperer showing up in photos with people in locations she's never been with them
by B-S leader November 18, 2018
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ghost flavors

When you use a tank of juice, then put in a different flavor....the transition usually has a weird taste dubbed "ghost flavor"
Yo I changed my juice and at first it tasted weird It was that ghost flavors bs. But now it taste mint, yewww!!!
by Vape Nash wing dongs July 26, 2017
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