An extreme form of Douchebaggery carried out under the influence of hallucenagens such and lsd and shrooms.
The young man was accused of tom shroomery when his parents house was found trashed and all the expensive champagne was found dumped in the hot tub.
by the goof September 8, 2008
Get the tom shroomerymug. by chancellorgina December 20, 2008
Get the tom hanxmug. its where you get a girl to sit naked on your stick shift in your car. and move her around like the stick.
by fratbro69 October 31, 2011
Get the Tom cruisermug. Toms River is a suburban town in Dover township thats quite large. Mostly filled with old people, mexicans, and blacks. Home of three high school: North, South, and East. NO one cares about East. Their located on the far side of town, so people forget theres even a school in their. North is full of rich, snobby people, but the most athletic of the three schools. South is the only school In the US where you wont get caught smoking a cigarette in the gymnasium and that has a cop downtown making sure you don't Jwalk.
In smaller terms, Toms River sucks. Its a pain in the ass to get from 37 east to going north on Hooper if you want to spend your friday night at the mall like everyone else does. Nothing good is in the mall, full of shoe stores and a food court that only serves international food and a dirty bathroom.
Everyone knows everyone here, even if you havent met them. We've all heard the same rumors, drama, and useless piece of information about eachother. But quite frankly, no one cares unless your looking for trouble.
There's about 1,000 neighborhoods in Toms River, not including STR, Beachwood, or Pinebeach. Home of more elementry schools then you can shit a stick at, deciding where you want your child to get a grammar school education is no easy task.
STR has more black people then Harlem. Don't walk the streets of Center Homes after 7 pm alone unless you have a shotgun, 911 on speed dial, and a black belt in karate. The only decent area of STR is the small, one-street neightbor hood across 530 off of Double Trouble Road.
Beachwood is just as bad as STR, except less blacks and more old people. If you want to look like you have money, live in one of those big, fancy houses down by the new intermediate school.
Pine Beach is less known then the other 2 areas. Half of its residents go to Central High school... maybe thats why. If you want to get killed in Pine beach, all you have to do is wear all black and lay in the middle of Motor Road at midnight on a Friday night.
In smaller terms, Toms River sucks. Its a pain in the ass to get from 37 east to going north on Hooper if you want to spend your friday night at the mall like everyone else does. Nothing good is in the mall, full of shoe stores and a food court that only serves international food and a dirty bathroom.
Everyone knows everyone here, even if you havent met them. We've all heard the same rumors, drama, and useless piece of information about eachother. But quite frankly, no one cares unless your looking for trouble.
There's about 1,000 neighborhoods in Toms River, not including STR, Beachwood, or Pinebeach. Home of more elementry schools then you can shit a stick at, deciding where you want your child to get a grammar school education is no easy task.
STR has more black people then Harlem. Don't walk the streets of Center Homes after 7 pm alone unless you have a shotgun, 911 on speed dial, and a black belt in karate. The only decent area of STR is the small, one-street neightbor hood across 530 off of Double Trouble Road.
Beachwood is just as bad as STR, except less blacks and more old people. If you want to look like you have money, live in one of those big, fancy houses down by the new intermediate school.
Pine Beach is less known then the other 2 areas. Half of its residents go to Central High school... maybe thats why. If you want to get killed in Pine beach, all you have to do is wear all black and lay in the middle of Motor Road at midnight on a Friday night.
by asshole12345 August 16, 2006
Get the toms rivermug. 1) best quarterback ever. period.
2) loved by true fans, hated by losers who are jealous.
3) sometimes called overrated, but people forget that you cant be overrated when you have won 3 superbowls with high-school quality wide receivers.
2) loved by true fans, hated by losers who are jealous.
3) sometimes called overrated, but people forget that you cant be overrated when you have won 3 superbowls with high-school quality wide receivers.
tom brady is the best quarterback ever even though people say its all his receivers. i guess its totally his fault he finally has someone like randy moss to throw to.
by aj the ninja January 1, 2008
Get the tom bradymug. Tom Brady has 2 sisters, the stupidest looking smile ever, and whenever he talks on TV he has to cuss, perhaps trying to make him sound masculent. After all that, makes it sound kind of strange that you could compare him to Steve Young.
by Spikesy July 17, 2006
Get the Tom Bradymug. As an African American; let me say that the real problem AA conservatives have is that they're full of shit when they defend the fucked up statements made by other conservatives.
Why join the folks who would just as quickly call you "N_______" and support them when they do? Why are you compelled to say "They are misunderstood" or "They were taken out of context." when you KNOW they are speaking from the heart? Because you are an Uncle Tom!
When I was a kid, i used to think an "Uncle Tom" was a person who sounds black and doesn't act black( whatever the fuck "acting black" means) in public, but adulthood taught me the true nature of the Uncle Tom- he's the sell-out. The person who wants acceptance so much for himself, he's willing to say anything and do anything to get others to accept him- even say things about his own people to accomplish that task. Black conservatives don't talk about how Republicans are aiding minorities in the workplace, or how the GOP wants to help more blacks with civil issues. They just defend ideas from the Right as OK in their book.
Why join the folks who would just as quickly call you "N_______" and support them when they do? Why are you compelled to say "They are misunderstood" or "They were taken out of context." when you KNOW they are speaking from the heart? Because you are an Uncle Tom!
When I was a kid, i used to think an "Uncle Tom" was a person who sounds black and doesn't act black( whatever the fuck "acting black" means) in public, but adulthood taught me the true nature of the Uncle Tom- he's the sell-out. The person who wants acceptance so much for himself, he's willing to say anything and do anything to get others to accept him- even say things about his own people to accomplish that task. Black conservatives don't talk about how Republicans are aiding minorities in the workplace, or how the GOP wants to help more blacks with civil issues. They just defend ideas from the Right as OK in their book.
"I don't mind if Sen. ______said blacks are uneducated because what he meant was...."- as if the person needs a minority's perspective to explain in plain English the politician's intent. The GOP needs that token black as Gunga Din, carrying the water so their white asses don't get wet. "Let the black guy say the things we don't want put into our record, because HE doesn't care what they think about him- HE wants to be like us! Who cares if his fellow blacks turn on him, we don't have to care! He isn't white after all!" Carson may be an intelligent man to become a pediatrician, but he's a dumb jigga' for playing Uncle Tom for Fox.
barack obama is uncle tom
barack obama is uncle tom
by house nigger 2991 December 10, 2013
Get the UNCLE TOMmug.