one swiper

The rare occurrence of only needing one swipe of toilet paper to completely clean your arse after taking a shite.

Jim: "How did that shite go for ye?"

John: "Great, it was a one swiper"

Jim: "Can't bate them"

by rupertthebear March 04, 2014

one the person

a common word for "the dog that is watching porn"

Johnny: it could be but it is it

Martha: "actually think the 45th the dog is watching porn again, oh one the person ."

by it was if it thinks to how July 09, 2020

It's been one

It's time for action
It been over

It's been "one more time" now it's on sight!

It's been one. I'm done with this

by How you know in the know June 17, 2022

One Fifth

one part of five. 20% of something

"Don't tell me you're about to drink all that?!?"
"Nah G, only one fifth"

by AsiAce December 05, 2020

Free One

In Italian, the meaning of the name Francesco is derived from the Latin word Francis, meaning free one.

My name Francesco means Free One

by NYC Sunset October 01, 2019

one second

A moment in time when kids don't annoy you.

Kid 1: "Mom, I'm hungry...:eats:..Mom, I need more food"
Kid 2: "Mom, tell him to stop looking at me!"
Mom: "I just need one second."
:Mom goes into bathroom:
Kid 3: opens bathroom door: "Mom, he took my toy and won't give it back!"
Mom: "One Second...One Second..One Second...(kid's name), can I just have one second??"

by DEADMAN#! September 29, 2020

one junk

A mistress. Someone on the side during a relationship.

-This is Shandra
-She your girlfriend?
-Nahh, she just my one junk

by :{) April 05, 2008