Shit alert

The signal that your body sends you that lets you know to shit within the next 10 minutes or your gonna shit yourself.

I was in the middle of the football game when I got a shit alert

by Jsummers33 January 8, 2017

shit-fractal

Usually applied to computer software or a system that's a mess at every level. The more you investigate the problem, the more problems turn-up in a seemingly never-ending fractal of shit.

"This entire system was written by retards. It's just shit, built on shit, built on shit. It's a shit-fractal."

by MyPseudonymNameWasTaken March 7, 2013

old as shit

So old and decrepit that you look like dinosaur droppings.

If she isn't as old as God, she' s at least as old as shit and about as usless.

by nom de fume June 19, 2016

Shit-Towel

An old towel, sock, rag, or t-shirt that is used as a means of wiping one's ass when no toilet paper is available, often left in a pile in a bathroom closet for repeat use.

Dude, we're out of buttwipe. You'll have to use this shit-towel.

by Herman P. Willis November 5, 2008

shit slotting

When you get really mad at someone and shit through thier letterbox

When someone is antagonised to the point where they 'slot' their own poo through another's letter box

'Ah man, I'm so mad at Pablo, so I thought I'd do some shit slotting. Basically I took a shit through his letter box'

by Ragatron December 22, 2013

shit sheep

someone who is generally not a bad person but, when added to a turdhurder (ringleader) they become mindless douche bags.

Joey and johnny were just fine untill jack showed up to turdhurd them. what stupid shit sheeps

shit sheep

by kwil15 June 3, 2010

Shit in a sock

Someone who has their shit together.

She has really got her shit in a sock.

by Solid Jackson March 10, 2015