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food yard

A place where you can get food and eat, often populated by UMBC students. See foodsmith
I'm hungry as shit. Let's go walk on these sidewalk paths that make no sense and eat the food yard. Hopefully we won't slip and fall on the ice.
by Stealth Rabbi January 25, 2005
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Chinese Food

The cum Asian girls swallow after a blowjob
That chick swallowed every last bit of Chinese food I gave her last night after giving me the meanest blowjob
by chorizogordo June 18, 2016
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Ninja Food

food that ninjas with rabies eat. also ninjas with amazing slacking abilities. examples are dried mangoes, doritos, spearmint gum, etc.
Iris:im a ninja! i eat dried mango ninja food!!!
Angie: i eat spearmint gum for ninja food!!!
Abhi: im dead! i eat ninjas FOR food! MWAHAHAHA!!!
Iris:MWAHAHAHA!
Angie: okayyyy..... im gonna slowly back away now cuz you guys are creeping me out. *runs away screaming*
by COWWIEWISDOM March 13, 2013
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food cut

"Yo, did you check out that bitch, she was a str8t up food cut for reals!"
by Donkey Lover July 25, 2004
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gummer food

1. Anything you can slurp through a straw;

2. Food you find in a nursing home;

3. Anything you don't need teeth to eat;

4. Gunk; 5. Sloppy joes 6. Soup;

7. Anything that mimics food that can be eaten at the senior center.
The dentist said I should eat gummer food for a few days.
My wife eats gummer food all the time.
The baby is off of gummer food and we have switched to solid foods.
Grandpa lost his false teeth and has to eat gummer food
by Sm_Bruner December 8, 2013
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Food Networking

The act of receiving a handjob while watching the food network.
Clint and Sophia were watching Paula Deen make some biscuitson the food network. Clint got aroused so Sophia decided to give him a food networking.
by Powd September 24, 2018
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Food Top

adj; A next-generation slang term most commonly used by azns (not to be confused with asians)- extremely impressive or daunting; inspiring great admiration, apprehension, or fear.

vulgar;n; An asian yet not asian human being.

Origin: Early 21st century: An azn on AIM made a typo, and became an everyday expression. Comparable to Pwn
"Sup, B?"
"Ay bay bay I just tried this new dope, and man is it food top!"
"Yo food top fo' rizzel? Man I gotta get me some of that ****"

"Hey what's up with your eyes, food top?"
"沒甚麼."
by Azncactaur October 6, 2008
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