thumb me dumbly

Thumb me dumbly is the acting of taking the nearest mentally challenged person (or group of persons depending on how fucked up you are) and having he/she/them insert their thumbs into your anal cavity

Guy 1: so what did you get up to last weekend bro?
Guy 2: I went to the loony bin and got a few retards to thumb me dumbly
Guy 1: you’re a sick little cunt you are

by Hugelymassivedick February 14, 2019

Thumb Bouncer

Chef Mike

Chef Mike is a heavy thumb bouncer

by Biggyboichungus October 22, 2025

The Kentucky Thumb

The act of placing your thumb in a woman's vagina, so far that it may just be saving her life.
Made famous by famous YouTube star, The AK Guy, Brandon Herrera.

I gave her the Kentucky Thumb last night, she was done in only a few minutes.

by allerr12 May 20, 2021

thumbs up

a secret way of telling people you’re gay

“yo, he put a thumbs up!”
“he’s a homo!!!!”

by keeen7 May 19, 2022

dusty thumb

A mid to late 30s white male with a receding hairline, and to top it off a head shaped like a thumb.

Wow look at that bloke, he looks like a dusty thumb!

by Ladyford September 23, 2017

kentucky thumb

When u giver her the Kentucky thumb

Wanna try a new position tonight

Its called the Kentucky thumb

by Hoddel May 20, 2021

Cat got your thumb?

In Messaging, a subtle inquiry as to whether the other party composes text at the same speed he or she composes thoughts.

This is not a trick question. It's a week late, where's my package... (long pause) Cat got your thumb?

by Zappin' Nap April 29, 2021