mushy lemon pretzel

Heinous sexual act. Sub folds limbs into a pretzel shape, Dom cuts a lemon in half and squeezes juice into Sub's asshole, then leaves the two halves of the lemon on top of the nipples of Sub while sodomizing him/her.

Girl 1: Hey, I heard you and Derek are into crazy sex.

Girl 2: Yeah, it's ridiculous. Last night we did this thing called the mushy lemon pretzel. It's insane.
Girl 1: Oh? I've never heard of that one. Sounds tangy

by jmat9001 April 11, 2016

Lemon Snowman

The act of pissing on a snowman and turning it yellow.

“Hey Tommy come try this lemon snowman”
“Ew you sick bitch this tastes like piss”
“Hahaha gotcha with the ol’ lemon snowman trick”

by Alright bub thats enough August 23, 2025

Lemon Sorbet

Used in some kitchens to refer to an attractive customer - even if the restaurant does not serve lemon sorbet as a dish.

"Bro table 25 got lemon sorbet."
"Wow, truly a dessert."

by bluebowl November 13, 2020

Lemon

A mighty fruit

"I think it is a lemon, a lemon is a mighty fruit" - Rogal Dorn

by xxx_mlggoprobrolololololo_xxx September 25, 2021

Jolly-Lemon

a lemon that is or can be jolly

wow that's a real jolly-lemon

by your personal describer September 12, 2016

Lemonate

A term used by only 2 human beings. Only they know the meaning. They love each other very much.

person 1: what's a lemonate?

person 2: you will never find out

by One of the 2 people June 18, 2022

wash your mouth with lemon juice

(to) stop swearing

mother : Daniel, wash your mouth with lemon juice now. Your teacher just called me to say you have a vocabulary problem,

son : why should I stop swearing? Make me.

by Sexydimma February 4, 2013