Teddy Land

A land where you get fucked by teddys or get enlisted for their army

I went to Teddy Land for pleasure

by ChasseStraße May 8, 2022

Lunar Landing

The act of having sex doggy style, then pulling out and ejaculating on her cottage cheese cellulite. Aka Moon Crater Creampie.

I gave Kim Kardashian an lunar landing!

by Big Guy 1984 June 1, 2016

Fake Poon Landing

When someone brags about sleeping with a girl when they haven't

"Yo Dave i totally shagged Diane last night".

"Nah Dave, she's away on holiday mate, I call bullshit on your fake poon landing"

by nav's mum March 24, 2017

Annie's Landing

To put it simply, it is a pussy.

"I was hanging out with Beth, and she asked me if i wanted to go to Annie's Landing.."

by belissimo July 10, 2021

sahara land

camel my camel

Dune after dune in the ocean of yellow sand
Wind is blowing silently in the Sahara land

by raybeez March 1, 2022

Lunar Landing

The act of having sex doggy style, then pulling out and ejaculating on her cottage cheese cellulite. Aka Moon Crater Creampie.

I gave Kim Kardashian an lunar landing!

by Big Guy 1984 June 1, 2016

Queen of the Mythical Land of Cuntopia

The head bitch in charge of the Mythical Land of Cuntopia.

Oh, she the Queen of the Mythical Land of Cuntopia.

by SrslyGuise July 13, 2024