A game you play on your way to either California or Nevada. It’s pretty simple. Punch your friend, spouse, child, or whatever and say either California or Nevada when you are near state lines.
“Nevada!” “Ow! why did you hit me.” “We are playing California Nevada, Dipshit. It’s the point of the game”
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Went to the bank today and the woman in line was being a bitch, so i gave her the california clit cruncher and she shut up really quickly
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On any post or other social media content that has even the slightest reference or mention of California, it is guaranteed that at least 1 person will comment about how the state is a shithole.
These commenters are usually from those who aren't from California and/or have never visited. Or from people who have visited the big cities of California or those who are jealous.
Typically, these comments vary from the following categories:
- California being a liberal/blue state
- California being infested with homeless
- Californian is a communist state
Remarks usually remain within these 3.
On any post or other social media content that has even the slightest reference or mention of California, it is guaranteed that at least 1 person will comment about how the state is a shithole.
These commenters are usually from those who aren't from California and/or have never visited. Or from people who have visited the big cities of California or those who are jealous.
Typically, these comments vary from the following categories:
- California being a liberal/blue state
- California being infested with homeless
- Californian is a communist state
Remarks usually remain within these 3.
*Instagram post of the USA map displaying favorite restaurants across the states*
connor_rowe84: California is a shithole
This is an example of the Internet Law of California
connor_rowe84: California is a shithole
This is an example of the Internet Law of California
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Mentally ill people, far left communists, drug addicts, homeless, broke but yet somehow has a surplus. Always on fire, riots every time a minority gets killed by the police. Oh did I mention all the celebrities live here....yep were in California!
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