After a female completes performance of oral sex upon a male, the male withdraws and jabs his penis into her eye socket, causing acute pain to the woman and extreme amusement to the man.
by Gabe Maese August 07, 2006
An expression used to describe an individual who through sloth-like behaviour causes others around him or her to be late for any event.
The term is often used by students at college or university (UK) and is sometimes used to refer to an individual who has been annoying, retarded, or been witnessed doing something of unquestionable stupidity.
The term is often used by students at college or university (UK) and is sometimes used to refer to an individual who has been annoying, retarded, or been witnessed doing something of unquestionable stupidity.
"What a tool, that guy is an actual train delay."
"Late again, that Brannan is an actual train delay..."
"If Sarah doesn't stop pissing about we'll miss the start... AN ACTUAL TRAIN DELAY!"
"Late again, that Brannan is an actual train delay..."
"If Sarah doesn't stop pissing about we'll miss the start... AN ACTUAL TRAIN DELAY!"
by 488042 April 17, 2013
A phrase used by content creators that is usually used to create a narrative of hate and negativity to distract from their actions, downplay their wrongdoings, or refrain from taking accountability for their exposed misdeeds. This phrase may be used during CSGO lottery sites for children, desperate dms to minors, and years of weird and predatory behavior toward children. This phrase may be recited in Iambic pentameter or hastily scrapped together with a ukulele and awkward glances to the camera.
Person A: "You have been accused of grooming and taking advantage of your fans, who are mostly minors."
Person B: "I didn't do it."
Person A: "Do you have evidence?"
Person B: *Pulls out ukulele* "♭♭The toxic gossip train♭♭..."
Person B: "I didn't do it."
Person A: "Do you have evidence?"
Person B: *Pulls out ukulele* "♭♭The toxic gossip train♭♭..."
by random person on the internet1 July 02, 2023
When Cook, JJ, and Peter are all lined up elephant style in the dark. All three are to be naked. The member in the back will then shout out "All aboard!" and then thrust his genitals into the man's ass in front of him. This motion should set up a train reaction to where the second man in line has thrust his genitals into the front man's ass. The member in the front will begin to start making sounds much like a train.
"Dude, I could hear Cook, JJ, and Peter last night."
"Yea, they were pulling a midnight meat train."
"Yea, they were pulling a midnight meat train."
by hodoggie March 06, 2008
by david3.8 December 01, 2007
When you are fucking a girl in her poop shoot and she is smoking a fat blunt at the same time. When you bust your man gravy in her ass she blows the smoke out of her mouth.
by Yeet Squad February 27, 2016
Coined by the Escapist’s Yahtzee Crowshaw (best known for his Zero Punctuation series) is a 3rd person, single player, narratively driven story game that aggressively railroads the player through set pieces that move through the ebb and flow of “Queue” (the player is usually walking or platforming through a section dedicated to low times and story narration, during this time collectibles are found in deviations from the set path), “Thrill” (breaks Queue’s calm by inserting “tense, action-filled” glorified cutscenes that will ask you to either hold the stick in a certain direction for a certain amount of time, press some QTEs, or avoid obstacles in a set route.), and finally the “Gift Shop” (post Thrill, occasionally post Queue sections usually some sort of combat area, most likely arena focused where the player must kill all the baddies in a set area before the doors open to the next area, usually paired with a upgrade tree to not only tick a box, but to give you a grain of spice in your combat soufflé, never largely changing the core combat system)
by Colgrave November 28, 2021