Apaphinal suicide

1.When a dumbass mishears the lyrics to "Let the bad times roll" by The Offspring.

"John! What's apaphinal suicide?"
"What?"
"You know, "Let the bad times roll"?

"Let me know when you decide
Apaphinal suicide""
"You fucking dumbass, it's apathy or suicide"

by D0Ice August 28, 2022

Suicidal empathy

When someone has so much empathy towards the wrong people that it ends up putting them in danger.

"We should let this group of terrorists into our country"

"Another moron with suicidal empathy"

by Sograt October 23, 2025

Modern suicide

When somebody ignores all the scientific facts, that something can kill you and still decides to do said activity.

"He lit a firework in his mouth and nearly killed himselfe"

"Damn, he tried to do modern suicide"

by Penhold July 27, 2017

suicide rub

When a female is masturbating, right before busting your nut yell "MOM!" or "DAD!" and try to finish before said person enters the room.

Oh girl I can’t go out tonight I got grounded when I failed the suicide rub.

by Ur actually mother April 26, 2020

Suicide

A casualty that happens more often than many of us want to admit, yet it can be prevented so easily. And yet we let society encourage it.

"My friend died from suicide, i'm sorry i didn't help them."

"Suicide happens a lot."

by Exar_ July 25, 2022

Suicidism

A manipulation tactic by abusive girls to cause a heighten sense of anxiety and fear in the target. Usually by threatening to kill themselves. Leaving the target to be unsure of what the abuser is capable of, causing the target to give in to the demands.

Becka was upset that Adam wouldn’t take her back from their break-up, but suicidism got him to take her back.

by DepriveDolphin April 18, 2024

suicide

dont do that shit, it kills you bro.

suicide is no no.

by namingrandomshitifindinthisweb October 31, 2023