Rice Anxiety

Anxiety caused by the fear that one has not ordered enough white rice in their Chinese food order.

"Debating whether to get three or four orders of rice with my two orders of Kung Pao chicken is giving me rice anxiety."

by Minty P December 24, 2024

Rice

force (cooked potatoes or other vegetables) through a strainer or ricer.

"riced boiled potatoes"

by Arminkshipper June 20, 2025

Rice Krispy Treat

A Rice Krispy Treat of weed and dab wax in a bowl pack that you are about to smoke.

i swear it’s like i jus smoked a rice krispy treat of weed and dab wax 🤤🍯

by fjanzjdnzjxhs July 31, 2021

fanny full of rice

A aisan woman that annoys you

Oh shes a fanny full of rice

by Dawggurl October 11, 2022

Rice Emperor

A drunk fucker:
A person who over drinks like an emperor and usually fucks people over. Rice is an idiom for fucking from the Chinese 炒飯 which can be used as both a verb (to fry rice) or a noun (fried rice.) It is used in China and Taiwan to mean sex or have sex.

Did you hear what Jamie did last night? He slashed his mother's tires. He's a real rice emperor.

by LastNameFirstName July 21, 2022

Paper Rice

Toilet paper that has become stuck between your ass after wiping and, over time, broken down and rolled up into little rice like particles that can be picked out and eaten.

Male 1: We got lost on our camping trip, and at one point we had to survive off of our own paper rice!

Male 2: Damn, at least you got to ration something that tasted good...

Male 1: I was stockpiling that for months!

by Gumbly Simpson August 7, 2022

shrimpy rice

A literal god upon food.

Shrimpy rice tastes so god you shouldn’t eat it it has arises into sentience

by Shrimp rice October 16, 2021