Jerking-Off Pumped

When something is so exciting, so completely enthralling that you are nearly dying of the anticipation. In fact, the excitement is so great that it is equivalent to the feeling of jerking off. As such, you are completely pumped by the idea of doing something on par with masturbating.

Bill-"Wait, we're killing a 30 case right after the concert featuring our favorite band of all time!?"

Frank-"Hell yeah man get excited!"

Bill-"That's gonna be the best day ever! I'm Jerking-Off Pumped about the whole situation!"

Frank-"You read my mind!"

by mythicaldancer April 7, 2011

pump

(1) that one kid that dresses like a pumpkin in spooky month from sr pelo's youtube channel
(2) to throw milk at someone... if you know what i mean
(3) to pump air into something

(1) IT A SPOOKY MONTH!- pump 2018
(2) bruh im not going to explain this to you
(3) im going to pump air into your tire, but it will cost 99999999999999$

by someone else thats not u April 1, 2021

pump a pack

Make some money; get your hustle on

Get out there and pump a pack if you need money

by Oldiezguy March 31, 2022

PI Decoy Pump Fake

when you pump fake to your fastest receiver to get the referee to check for penalties which was made by Jordan Thomas Cooper.

The University of Wyoming liked the PI decoy pump fake.

by Coop Dupe August 19, 2023

Pump Master

A person qualified to perform pumps on various activities, for example pumping air into tires.

"yo, i heard bunty is the pump master of Brampton."
"Yeah guy, he uses his pumping skills too much"

by jassi123456 November 14, 2015

Bailed 8 barrels of oil after pulling the pump

slang for finishing explosively after an intense round of action, leaving behind way more mess than anyone thought humanly possible.

Man went so hard pulling the pump, he bailed 8 barrels of oil after pulling the pump — OSHA should’ve been called for cleanup.

by ghosthole October 1, 2025

filler up on pump 7

It's basically were somebody walks into a gas station on all fours with only a ski mask on and asks the clerk "filler up please!" and 5 big black men come out and fill up all his holes with cum

" That man definitely needs a filler up on pump 7"

by JoeyFi December 12, 2023