pot poise

Knocking pots for the purpose of silencing dogs.

Boy: My three dogs bark at the doorbell until I show them how clanging pots together is effective in their being silent. It's my mother's only way to handle their barking.

Girl: that's a good way to show them pot poise.

by dogsdaily November 11, 2014

Oklahoma Smudge Pot

When a group of male hillbillies go out in the woods, fuck eachother, and jar each others ass queefs in one jar. After the jar is closed full of the combined farts, they take turns huffing the gas starting with the one that nutted first.

Hey fellas! Let’s say we cross the crick to the woods over yonder and have us an Oklahoma Smudge Pot. It’s been a LONG week.

by FuckYourManager December 20, 2023

vandalism of a spot-a-pot

Hahahahahahahahaha...

“I guess you could call it vandalism of a spot-a-pot.”
“What does that mean?”

by Dordobolong April 10, 2021

pot

drug or pottery

i used pot
i put the plant in a pot

by Richard Trombello November 9, 2022

Fliddy neek pot

A thick spacker who is also a neek.

Max is a fliddy neek pot

by Macy Lees January 24, 2021

Twat pot

A gaggle of women talking shit. Usually after you’ve done something stupid or humiliating.

Look at that twat pot talking shit about you, Linda. I told you she wasn’t into butch women.

by JajaJackson December 1, 2021

Nutty pot

Cumming in you partner’s nose so it goes through their sinuses like a Neti Pot.

I gave my tinder date the ol’ nutty pot last night.

by Dr richalds June 28, 2025