porn-skip

The act of skipping ahead when watching pornographic material online. Primarily happens when the porn-skipper is searching for his preferred sexual position or would simply like to fast forward to the climaxing.

I porn-skipped through this video only to realize there was no money shot.

by TheFooz February 28, 2017

Sneaky Porn

SKEAKY PORN:
(Snē•kē - pôrn)

1. VERB: The act of surreptitiously placing pornographic images in hidden, unexpected places, whereby a person would unlikely, yet eventually stumble upon it.

See: Sneaky Poo

2. NOUN: Pornographic images that are found after being purposely hidden in unexpected places as a practical joke.

1. "We're gonna Sneaky Porn that house!"

2. "I just found Sneaky Porn in my fireplace!"

by Tristessa_27 October 8, 2014

heartcore porn

A genre of porn that is hardcore (showing penetration etc.), but has a passionate and sensual ambiance.

Another name for sensual, "couples friendly" porn is heartcore porn.

The only porn my girlfriend lets me watch is heartcore.

by Sam Lenghorne Clemens August 25, 2015

Proximity Porn

In a time of social distancing and/or pandemic lock down, viewing photos and/or videos of large crowds and getting excited about being that close to so many strangers.

"I was feeling lonely during the CoronaVirus lockdown, so I got on my phone and looked at some proximity porn."

by Vonnegutz March 31, 2020

porn shower

A quick shower done without getting your hair wet, whilst leaving the door open. Often done after exercise to clean skin without drying out your hair.

"I was so sweaty after my run that I decided to take a porn shower"

by Dillywhack242 August 31, 2017

porn phone

A secondary phone that’s only use is to save and stream porn, your old phone may turn into this when purchasing a new one.

“I see you got a new phone, how much you wanna sell your old one for?”
“Nah bro, that’s my porn phone.”

by dropoutbear777 May 5, 2019

Gorilla Porn

it is a situation where a gorilla is going to participate in a intimate act, and some random guy named Tyson Waters is like "oh lemme record that" hes then saves it for later

"Yeah you know that Tyson Waters guy yeah, hes got a whole stash of Gorilla Porn"

by Tyson Waters November 16, 2020