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my penis is very massive, now go pick your ass
penis by b ig daddy March 10, 2023
a penis is a phallus, a dick, a prick, a member, a tool, a cock, a wang, a knob, a chopper, a plonker, a dong, a winkle,

a joystick, a pecker, a John Thomas, a weenie, a whang, a tadger, a schlong, a pizzle, a willy or mabye even a tockley.
Person1: woah the authors penis must be huge!
Person2: Yes, i have heard his penis is bigger than an elefants.
Person1 thats one big penis.
Penis by very big penisman March 15, 2023
A stunning masterpiece, the one and only thing on this earth to wake up for. The magic of an erect, hard, firm, bulging rock hard cock is just so pleasurable to one they cannot stop the urge to drool all over it, the massive veins when it's at its peak of its blood circulation is just incredible.
He was asleep, so I tied him up ever so quietly and gently not to wake him. I forced 4 viagra without lube ;) as far as my tools on hand would let me take them far up inside his asshole. He awoke suddenly, saying 'what the fuck are you doing you pyscho cunt' "I said 'shut the fuck up and take it like a good boy should" smacked him clean across the face with a baseball bat, not so hard as to knock him the fuck out very hard to hold back I must say but the master plan was to have that 9.5 inch PENIS hard as the the metal pole that he was next to take in his now enlarged rectum.
Penis by Pycho Dick Blower March 15, 2023
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penis by Jimmanual March 22, 2023
you know, that dangly thing between your legs if you're a man? the one you piss out of? the one you CUM out of?
Person 1: yo look at my penis
Person 2: Why are you even asking me to do that?
penis by Charuzu March 27, 2023
i saw his penis
penis by chunkofrog123 March 28, 2023