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ninja punch

The negative outcome of showing off.

The term originally came about from someone declaring that he was going to "ninja punch" another, but bent his wrist upon impact and ended up hurting himself more than the other person.
Ninja punch can apply to any action, not just a punch, in which the person doing the "ninja punch" is attempting to show off to others, and fails horribly.
While playing a role play game, Billy attempted to throw a grenade at the enemy by bouncing it off of three walls and down the hall. Sadly for Billy, and those standing next to him, he rolled a 1 (critical failure) and dropped the live grenade at his feet.
One of the other plays declared "Way ta ninja punch!"
by meoka2368 December 28, 2007
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ghetto ninja

1. H.I.V. or the A.I.D.S. virus.

2. A person infected with H.I.V. or the A.I.D.S. virus.

3. Somone who is either secretive or in denial about their status as a carrier of H.I.V. or A.I.D.S.

4. A sneaky or stealthy person.

5. An urban practitioner of the ancient art of Ninjistu.
"You ain't heard? Laquana got that ghetto ninja."

"Goddamn man, last night when I was walking home Jonn dropped down out of a tree and tried to merc me with some shurikens like he's a fuckin' ghetto ninja!"
by El-Keter July 24, 2002
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ninja stars

If you call them this, you are a complete dumb fuck. it's called a SHURIKEN, dipwad. Go
by Freud March 4, 2005
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Dumpster ninja

Guy who will invite you back to his dumpster and use the fine arts of boxed wine-ology and mad smooth ninja skills to woo a girl.
Guy 1: "Yo, You see Jeremy wit dat BoxWine?"
Guy 2: "Word"
Guy 1: "Dat boy is Maaaad Dumpster Ninjaish"
by A-BOOMBA September 10, 2005
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ninja bottom

In sexual intercouse between two gay men, the partner who acts as the bottom, or receiver, although in public he gives off the mentality of being a top, or a giver.
I hear that Austin and his boyfriend broke up because he was too much of a ninja bottom. I guess the saying must be true: "Two bottoms don't make a top."
by jayteedizzle December 7, 2010
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Ninja Baller

1. Person who likes to be double penetrated by two big black cocks while sucking a big black dick

2.Person who thinks there cool but really just like to suck dick left and right

3.Has no life and will live with there parents until they die

4.Person who enjoys licking cum from the floor

5. Person who likes to be showered in cum

6. Person who likes to have sex with animals

7. Person who enjoys getting fucked in the ass and likes it when you cum inside there ass

8. Cum drinker, likes to drink cum, would prefer a cumshake over a milkshake

9.Person who is mentally challenged on such a high level they eat there own shit cause they think its chocolate

10.Person that was sexually abused by there dad and enjoyed it

11.Person who cant get enough cock

12.Person living with genital herpes

13.Person who has aids

14. A complete ass hole that likes to be penetrated by as many black cocks as possible

15. Person who likes getting fucked by there dad while wearing a butt plug
Ninja Baller
"John: Hey did you see that girl stuff all those dicks in her mouth?!
Steve: Yea she was doing a Ninja Baller"

Dad:Did you enjoy that fucking babe?"
Daughter/son: yea i cant wait till you fuck me again, Im such a Ninja Baller

Girl/Guy:Can you guys Ninja Baller me?
3 Black dudes: Whats that?
Girl/Guy: well its when one of yous fucks me in the ass the other in the pussy and ill suck the others dick

Guy 1: My girlfriend such a Ninja Baller.
Guy 2: What do you mean?
Guy 1: Well i jizzed on the floor and she licked it all up!
by Ninja Baller sucks dick August 22, 2008
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Boob Ninja

A ninja that is addicted to boobies and possibly cocaine.
Woah, that boob ninja was totally just checking me out.
by The Waffler December 10, 2005
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