Wet grandma

The action of spitting on your hand and either smacking or fingering a grandma

“Hey can I give you the wet grandma. ;)”

by No kool April 16, 2021

wet snatch

when a vagina is used very often by multiple men. The vagina is loose as a goose and can only fit BBC

"yo jason why are you dating that girl with the wet snatch?"

by wetsnatchbogefeen June 4, 2017

wet crisp

Someone who is being a ‘wet crisp’ has no substance, they are pathetic and lame, lifeless and without form. They may also ruin other people’s fun, much like a wet blanket

Guy 1: hey you wanna go to that party tonight?
Guy 2: nah I’m not feeling up to it, I’m gonna stay in and play games
Guy 2: dude, stop being a wet crisp

by manbalock June 19, 2018

Wet wussie

The act of holding a water drinking competition with a bartender in Australia who is a "wussie" and refuses to drink alcohol with you. If the bartender loses he has to pay for drinks for being such a boring dick and being so thoroughly unAustralian.

Rules:

Each participant sculls a schooner of water as fast as they can.

Last one to finish pays, patron or server.

"yo donnie I wet wussied that punk who served us at White Castle and he had to pay for my drinks"

Donnie- " nice one dude! That guy wouldn't even have 6 shots with us what a shit bloke"

by Fadiastheonlyone July 23, 2016

wet Benjy

A prison lesbian (who more or less happens to be wet).

My friend is a wet Benjy.

by leavemealonebenjy October 31, 2011

wet coke

Cocaine mixed with jet fuel gets you super fucked up but if you try to put it in a blunt it will explode

Yo that coke we snorted last night got us so fucked up because it was wet coke or coke mixed with jet fuel

by Fecalmatter55 August 6, 2019

Wet Martha

is a double wet willey

when somone comes up behind with two wet fingers and plunges them into both ears at the same time while screaming Wet martha

by Beir Juden May 17, 2011