stoned-otone

Seen any time Bob Dylan opens his mouth. It is similar to monitor on, but performed by one who is stoned to the point of not being able to not sound stoned.

Have you heard Wagon Wheel? Whether Old Crow Medicine Show, or Darius Rucker, at least if you ignore Bob Dylan it isn’t in stoned-otone, it’s romantic.

by Steven Mister-E February 6, 2023

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Dean Stone

Being a “dean stone” means you have this strange ability to arouse both men and women with your tv reporter hair and turkey teeth fashion without the actual teeth….. yet. You can also leap a fat scran in a single bound when people around you gain weight by aimply looking at your food.

Chad said “Look at that turkey teeth scouser “,

Brad replied “nah bro he doesnt have the teeth, he’s defo a dean stone, id rim that whilst he eats a chicken kebab and undercooked sweet potato fries”

Chad responded “ i feel lole im getting fatter watching him eat it “

by Blissfully unaware March 6, 2022

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Stone gay

A rock with smal hair, long toes, and is gay

Wow! stone gay.
*flosses while saying fart in german

by i like turtel November 26, 2019

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Stoned Bear

That ONE fucking guy you're camping with that decides to spark a reefer while everybody's sleeping, gets the nuclear munchies, and barges into the tents at 2:37 AM searching for snacks like a stoned bear.

(tent starts rustling)
John: (wakes up) oh fuck guys i think there might be a bear outside
Jack: (wakes up) wait what
Valentyn - there's bear outside? ooh no no no
(Tent unzips)
Dax: (falls into the tent)
Dax: y'all know where we put the reeses cups at
Jack: Dax its 2:37 AM, why're you barging into the tents like a stoned bear
Valentyn: чертовски!

by TurksAgainstVapes October 7, 2024

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