numberblocks

A... Show? Almost. A British TV Show about numbers that aired in 2017 on Cbeebies. The fanbase of this show is demented. It's insane, it's treacherous, it's torture. There is even a unique term specifically targeting members of this dammed show, 'dym cid' which is a typo of dumb kid. 90% of this show's audience are spotty fuck-faced teenagers way older than the target audience.

"I'm going to join the Numberblocks Wik on Fandom"

"Are you off your impotent gourd, sir?"

by smeggyseason14 June 19, 2025

Numberblocks Band

some meme that the youtubers (e.g. Starry) make, mostly the cameos of less than 1 Numberblocks.

Friend: This meme came out of nowhere!
Me: What's that?
Friend: Numberblocks Band!

by jxhkUzjiks July 1, 2025

Number 27

When ur hungry and feeling sexually aroused after shoving a hedgehog up your arse but have terrible diarrhoea then you stick your head down the toilet and do a risky fart but what comes out is a fountain of absolute brown jet wash like javelin spears. Then ur Mrs loves it so much she grabs the guinea pigs from the cage and shoves them up her moist Fanny for them to tickle it. Whilst that is happening she is sucking a massive vape then blowing it up her partners dirty shity arse whist picking the spikes out of face.

Hey Dave why does ur Mrs smell of shit, have hedgehog spikes in her head and have two Guinea pigs stuck up her fanny. I can’t believe it Luke she tried a number 27 and she fucking loved it.

by Royston J July 5, 2025

[NumberOneRatedSalesman1997]

What spam tong from delta rune calls himself

NumberOneRatedSalesman1997 wants your kromer

by p01uyt July 9, 2025

Number Rot

Number Rot is the trend where numbers have become a meme. Some popular examples include 67, 69, and 420. All over tiktok from GenZ, people are coming up with new numbers to meme. New Number Rot includes 61, 68, 41, etc. Number Rot is Brain Rot but for numbers becoming a meme.

Bro did you hear about the new number rot? Yeah the new one is now 41, its like 67 but better!

by Chinatrenchman November 16, 2025

numberative

Numberative
(noun)
- A number stripped of context and weaponized into a narrative, usually for political or rhetorical effect.
- A number that pretends to be data but is actually just a prop for an agenda.

- “The senator’s claim that crime is up 200% was just a numberative — it went from 2 cases to 6.”
- “‘Many are saying’ is the ultimate numberative. No denominator, no data, just vibes.”
- “Don’t fall for their numberatives. Ask for the denominator.”

by Neologisman November 26, 2025

Number 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8

Describing bodily fluids.

Number 1 is urinate.

Number 2 is defecate.

Number 3 is ejaculate.

Number 4 is diarrhea.

Number 5 is crying.

Number 6 is vomit.

Number 7 is bleeding.

Number 8 is doing two or more at the same time.

The shape of the numbers actually give glue to the action.

I went to the toilet to do number 1 and 2 after I did number 3 with my bestie. After eating some bad fish I had to go do number 4. My stomach was so sore is was 5-ing. The fish made me sick so I 6 so many times that I 7. Next thing I know I’m 8 doing 4, 5 and 6 at the same time. So I did Number 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8. 😂

by Jetson123 December 23, 2025