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Mattress Monkey

The mattress monkeys are out tonight.
by Heavyhauler March 28, 2017
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Monkey Mooha

A retarded word used to replace words like nitrogen-hydroxide and other long words
I going to mix this monkey mooha with my Sprunko schmup to create ...juice
by Monkey Mooha May 21, 2007
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monkey humper

A man or woman who only has sex with ugly people.
by BegE Shorty April 14, 2009
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monkey powder

MDMA. Powder that turns you into a monkey.
Yeah mate, stack up on the monkey powder, it's always fun watching you sitting in a corner gurning to yourself...
by occamsrazor42 November 22, 2010
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Sluggish Monkey

Typically a person who is a bit crazy at times but really lazy overall
Girl 1:"how's your boyfriend?"

Girl 2:"he's good but overall a bit of a sluggish monkey,"
by ME GRANDMA 52 February 26, 2018
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Freckled Monkey

When a girl has a lot of freckles that stem down to the netherlands. (as long as it is shaved)
Look at how many freckles Gerri has, you know she has a freckled monkey.
by BigDaddy618 April 30, 2010
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Monkey Slaps

I will give you some "Monkey Slaps"
by mexicanballer69 November 1, 2017
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