It's not what it looks like!

When you are fuckin a chick or jacking off your shit and your mom knocks on your door. Then she walks in without waiting for you to answer.

John screamed, "I'ts not what it looks like!" , but alas it was too late.

by D sanchez May 18, 2004

...like it was the last supper

an expression used when a girl gives you very enthusiastic head, like its the last supper.

-so, i heard you got a blow job from whatsername...
-yeah man, she ate that shit ...like it was the last supper!

by Cecil says August 6, 2011

look like a toe

a person ( usually female) that is ugly and is different from the rest of her/his friends

person 1: she look like a toe

person 2: ya she is so ugly

by jjrules14 July 24, 2017

built like a tank

Person that is lean and big, with really defined muscles. Ripped, Jacked, or Diesel.

That guy is huge! "He's built like a tank."

by Builtlikeamtlion July 30, 2016

Like a big dog

Explains the sheer awesomeness of everyday occurances.

You play the piano like a big dog!

Your car is shiny like a big dog!

by Knochr March 14, 2008

Blato like a Potato

An alternative term for "blatantly".

- "He looks a bit like a paedophile with that ginger beard"
- "Blato like a potato"

by dissilusioned September 9, 2010

like herding cats

A very difficult task to begin, and even more difficult to complete!

Putting this case together after being cold for twenty years will be like herding cats! All the luck to you Sarge!

by talk2me-JCH2 April 2, 2021