noodle dick

just a long skinny dick

yo jimmys got a noodle dick

by smd or get cbt December 28, 2019

noodle state

After several rounds in hot sauna (>212°F) and hole in the ice (>32°F) combo giving ultimate relaxation. Another description is 'legal high'.

My sauna is hot and I sawed a hole in the ice. Want to reach the noodle state?

by SaunaSherpa October 30, 2024

Noodles

The only thing you can afford. Kek

I'm gonna go home and eat some noodles. Kek

by Pickle man!! January 30, 2019

Dumb Curry Noodle

Probably the most creative insult Calum has ever come up with in his entire time on Xbox, it still hurts me to this day.

Shut up you absolute Dumb curry noodle

by Saint gratitude December 16, 2020

noodle whop

The act of whopping with your noodle.

Llomni was talking shit so I noodle whopped his ass!

by NoodWhop August 28, 2016

noodle bonnet

1)A large pink silicone face bonnet that protects your hair while slurping hot noodles through a face hole

"Ooh, noodles in hot broth"! I need my noodle bonnet so that I don't get it in my hair or down my top".

by Qtbounce June 5, 2021

Pot Noodle

A man, a bum, a right little munter named Freddie Lawton

You pot noodle looking bastard

by TheBest456 November 25, 2019